BUFFY: Finally we're here.

CORDELIA: What is this? (loudly) Okay, guys, we've had enough of your stupid little game!

BUFFY: What's massively wrong with this picture?

(after pressing 'play' on the vcr:)

TRICK: Hello, ladies. Welcome to SlayerFest '98. What is a SlayerFest, you ask? Well, as in most of life, there's the hunters and the hunted. Can you guess where you two fall? From the beginning of this tape, you have exactly thirty seconds-- no, that's seventeen now--to run for your lives. Faith... Buffy... Have a nice death.

CORDELIA: Hello! How stupid are you people? She's a Slayer. I'm a Homecoming Queen!

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/39homecoming.html