WESLEY: They certainly live up to their reputation. Has the choreography changed much since...

ANGEL: No. Nothing's changed.

WESLEY: Well, it's wonderful they're able to...

ANGEL: No. I mean, nothing's changed. These are the same dancers I saw before.

FRED: That's impossible. We're watching the exact same troupe you saw in nineteen-ninety?

GUNN: I think he said eighteen-ninety.

FRED: Oh. Okay, that's much more impossible.

ANGEL: So, somebody wanna tell me how we're watching a show starring people who should have died sixty years ago?

CORDELIA: Well, it's a puzzler. Are there snacks?

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WESLEY: So what are we thinking? Vampires?

CORDELIA: Well, they're not a deeply tanned bunch.

GUNN: (rapturously) That would explain the precision and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps were... (Sees the others looking at him) You know, I was cool before I met you all.

CORDELIA: Dancing vampires. Who's not scared?

ANGEL: Not it. I'd know. I'd sense it.

WESLEY: Even all the way back there ...with the - panoramic view?

ANGEL: We should check it out.

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written by: Joss Whedon; I typed these up myself this afternoon (2/8/02) since I couldn't find a transcript. Spell checked the next day.... Full transcript at: