GILES: So, uh, trouble with, uh, studies?

BUFFY: This is a bad time.

GILES: You keep saying that.

BUFFY: Well it looks pretty bad! I think someone had just a little too much free time on their hands.

GILES: I'm not supposed to have a private life?

BUFFY: No! (petulant) 'Cause you're very, very old, and it's gross.

GILES: Well, before I succumb to the ravages of age, why don't you tell me what brings you here.

• Buffy & Giles
• Funnies

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: Diov Llun . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/57freshman.html