XANDER: I know it's hard.

POTENTIAL: I haven't been able to sleep the last few nights.

XANDER: Hey, listen. It's gonna be OK. Buffy knows what she's doing. She's not gonna send you into battle until she's sure you're ready for action.

POTENTIAL: That's just it, though. How will I know I'm ready...for action?

XANDER: You have to trust us.

POTENTIAL: I'm so scared, Xander. I'm so young.

XANDER: Well, believe it or not, I was younger than you when I started all this.

POTENTIAL: There's just so much I haven't done, so much I need to do. It's like... I never had a real boyfriend, you know?

XANDER: Yeah?

POTENTIAL: I've never been with a man. I could die tomorrow, and I've never been with a man.

XANDER: Well, uh?

COLLEEN: (sitting up out of nowhere) I've never been with a man before either.

XANDER: Colleen.

COLLEEN: I've never been with her in front of a man before.

POTENTIAL: I've never been with her in front of a man, either.

XANDER: Um...

POTENTIAL: (both girls crawl toward Xander seductively) Xander...

XANDER: We can't.

COLLEEN: We're so scared.

XANDER: The others might hear us.

COLLEEN: No, they won't.

POTENTIAL: They're OK.

(The door to Xander's room opens to reveal a living room full of girls pillow-fighting in their skimpy pajamas. The air is filled with feathers.)

RONA Xander! Xander!

XANDER: (wakes up) Wha??

RONA: (sighs) God damn it!

XANDER: What's going on? I was sleeping.

RONA: (irritated) Dominique has the stomach flu, and the toilet bowl is backed up.

XANDER: (smiles nervously) I'll be right out. Got, uh, a leg cramp.

written by: Drew Goddard; originally transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/140_tran.php