CORDELIA: (fake laughter) See? Dr. Debi says when a man is speaking you make serious eye contact, and you really, really listen, and you laugh at everything he says. (laughs again) (...)

CORDELIA: (to the girl) There's really no comparison between college men and high school boys. (looks up at Xander) I mean, look at that.

XANDER: So, Cor, you're datin' college guys now.

CORDELIA: Well, not that it's any of your business, but I happen to be dating a Delta Zeta Kappa.

XANDER: Oh! An extra-terrestrial. So that's how you get a date after you exhausted all the human guys.

CORDELIA: You'll go to college someday, Xander. I just know your pizza delivery career will take you so many exciting places.

• Xander & Cordelia

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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