Amy: What are you doing?

XANDER: Amy. Good to see you. You're a witch.

Amy: No, I'm not. That, that was my mom, remember?

XANDER: Yeah, I'm thinking it runs in the family. I saw you working that mojo on Ms. Beakman. Maybe I should go tell somebody about...

Amy: That's not even... That is so mean!

XANDER: Blackmail is such an ugly word.

Amy: I didn't say blackmail.

XANDER: Yeah, but I'm about to blackmail you, so I thought I'd bring it up.

Amy: What do you want?

XANDER: What do I want? I want some respect around here. I want, for *once*, to come out ahead. I want the Hellmouth to be working for me. You and me, Amy... we're gonna cast a little spell.

• Amy's magic & rat issues

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/28bewitched.html