DOYLE: Oh, god. You know what would feel really good right now? One of those mind-numbing, head-cracking visions that I get from time to time, because that would really kill me. What, is there some kind of trick to this?

CORDELIA: I think the trick is laying off the ale before you start quoting ?Angela?s Ashes? and weeping like a baby man.

DOYLE: Hey, that?s a good book.

CORDELIA: So I?ve heard. But I doubt very much that the main characters are Betty and Barney Rubble as you so vehemently insisted last night. Also, I don?t think Oz appreciated being called ?my little Bam-Bam? all night.

• Cordelia & Doyle
• Funnies

written by: Douglas Petrie; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked by M'lyn.. Full transcript at:
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