ADAM: You get yours removed when the Slayer is where I want her.

SPIKE: She's separated from her friends. They want nothing to do with her. She's all alone.

ADAM: That's *how* I want her. *Where* I want her is down in the Initiative. She will ensure that as many demons die as humans, she will achieve maximum carnage before she's too weak to go on.

RILEY: No. You can't--

ADAM: Stop talking.

SPIKE: Right. The Initiative. But getting her there--that's what the bleeding disks are for, isn't it? Our little witch gives her the info and pop--Alice heads back down the rabbit hole.

ADAM: The witch.

SPIKE: Uh, Willow. About so high, perky, good with math. Natural choice.

ADAM: A friend.

SPIKE: Right.

ADAM: One of the friends from whom you so efficiently separated her.

SPIKE: Damn right I did. You should've seen her. They won't be talking to each other for a long, long--

SPIKE: Hang on. I think I might've detected a small flaw.

ADAM: So you failed.

SPIKE: Well, hey, you're supposed to be so smart. You let me plan this thing. Okay, let's not quibble about who failed who. The important thing is make sure the Slayer is where we want--

ADAM: Go.

SPIKE: Gone.

(He starts to leave. Halfway out, he stops and turns.)

SPIKE: So, uh, we'll do this chip thing when I get back.

(Adam just looks at him. Spike nods his head in agreement and leaves.)

• Funnies

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by Sean Johnson . Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season4/transcripts/77_tran.htm