Things Cordy Learned from Expecting (Season 1) |
ANGEL: She likes magazines. I got a few, you know, for when she comes back.
WESLEY: Excuse me, I did just neaten this up for her.
ANGEL: Cordelia. Hi. You look great!
WESLEY: Marvelous!
ANGEL: I mean it's only been two days. You didn't have to come in so soon.
WESLEY: Yes, if you need more time, Angel can manage. I've been helping out a little...(eyeing Angel) *someone* forgot to close the filter again.
ANGEL: Of course if you're ready to come back...
CORDELIA: I'm fine. I had this great audition today for Max Crax, you know, the little crackers?
ANGEL: That's terrific.
WESLEY: Yes.
ANGEL: Because, you know, a cracker's something everyone can..
WESLEY: Eat.
ANGEL: Eat.
CORDELIA: This producer was so nice. He said that I'm his first choice. - We're going out to dinner tonight.
ANGEL: Uh-huh, tonight?
CORDELIA: Mmm-hmm.
WESLEY: Well, best to get back on the horse, I suppose. If he seems...
CORDELIA: He is *so* sweet. He says that all I have to do is let him impregnate me with his demon master's seed, and I've got the part. (smiles) Guys, I appreciate all the concern, but I'm *okay*. I mean, it was an ordeal, but I got through it, and I'm a lot stronger than those loser demon surrogates thought.
ANGEL: I'm starting to learn that.
CORDELIA: I learned something, too. I learned, um, men are evil? Oh, wait, I knew that. I learned that LA is full of self-serving phonies. No, had that one down, too. Uh... sex is bad?
ANGEL: We all knew that.
CORDELIA: Okay. I learned that I have two people I trust absolutely with my life. And that part's new.
WESLEY: (covering as he tears up) Uh, some, uh - allergies.
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