CORDELIA: Xander? (continues kissing)

XANDER: Shhh-sh-sh. (continues kissing)

CORDELIA: It's just that (kiss) I'm worried we're gonna miss class. (continues kissing)

XANDER: You know what? This would work a lot better for me if you didn't talk.

CORDELIA: Well, it'd work a lot better for me with the lights off.

XANDER: Are you saying that you can't look at me when we do... whatever it is we do?

CORDELIA: No, it's not that I can't, it's just more... I don't want to.

XANDER: That's great! That's just dandy! We're repulsed by each other, we, we hide from our friends...

CORDELIA: Well, I should hope so! Please!

XANDER: All in all this is not what I'd call a big self-esteem booster.

CORDELIA: Tell me about it! Just look at you! And those clothes. Where did you get those shoes?!

XANDER: Okay, you know what? I don't need this.

CORDELIA: Ditto! Like a hole in the head!

(resume kissage)

• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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