OZ: (horrified) Who *did* this to you?

Evil WILLOW: (recognizes him) I know you. (disgustedly) You're a White Hat. How come you're talking to me like we're friends?

ANYA: 'Cause he thinks you're someone else. He thinks you're the Willow that belongs in *this* reality.

Evil WILLOW: (confused) Another me?

ANYA: You know this isn't your world, right? I mean, you know you don't belong here.

Evil WILLOW: (softly) No. This is a dumb world. (smiles wistfully) In my world there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.

ANYA: (states the obvious) You wanna get back there.

Evil WILLOW: (nods mournfully) Yeah.

ANYA: So do I.

written by: Joss Whedon; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/50doppelgangland.html