BUFFY: I know we promised you a mummy hand, it's just ... (apologetic) I-I can't get it for you. Um ... (gets an idea) There's something wrong with it. It's defective.

FEMALE CUSTOMER: Defective? Are you sure? I - there must be something you can do.

BUFFY: But there's no way to get- ...to get *that* hand. But I can special-order one. We can deliver it anywhere you want.

FEMALE CUSTOMER: (smiling happily) Really?

BUFFY: (smiling) Thank you for shopping at the Magic Box.

(cut to van)

JONATHAN: Oh ho! Yes!

ANDREW: So ... Warren had 220 ... and I had that bonus for getting her fired...

JONATHAN: But the biggest component has to be how long it took to finish. Mine took the longest.

ANDREW: Only from a perspective external to the time-loops. From Mr. Giles' perspective, it was shortest of all.

JONATHAN: So what do we do?

WARREN: Oh, it's obvious. I mean, it's not over.

(back to Magic Shop)

GILES: Buffy, your first sale! Congratulations.

ANYA: You, you didn't charge for delivery.

GILES: Oh. Well, your first day, you know, these things happen.

ANYA: (smiling) Yeah, I'll just take it out of your pay.

GILES: Yes, um, I'm sure B-Buffy would understand that.

BUFFY: (smacking her name tag onto the counter and heading out) Absolutely.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: David Fury and Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/105lifeserial.html