JOYCE: Do you wanna rent a movie tonight?

BUFFY: Sounds like fun.

JOYCE: Just nothing with horror in it. Or romance. Or men.

BUFFY: I guess we're 'Thelma and Louise'ing it again.

JOYCE: Mm-hm. Good call. I still think he's gonna jump out at me. Especially after what the police found in his house. It's just too horrible.

BUFFY: I wouldn't worry. He's not coming back.

JOYCE: I wish I could be so sure.

BUFFY: Trust me. He's on the scrap heap. Of life.

• Buffy & her mom

written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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