Angel

• Buffy meets Angel

• Buffy to Angel: your Cryptic Wise Man act
• Angel: I'll be damned!

• Angel to Buffy: you're cold
• Buffy: The Fork Guy is coming?
• Angel: my jacket looks better on you

• Cordelia (seeing Angel for the first time): hello, salty goodness!
• Angel to Buffy: You're here on a date?
• Xander: The Sunnydale Funeral Home would be a cool place for a double date

• Angel: Good dogs don't bite
• Buffy to Angel: you're the mystery guy, you tell me
• Joyce: Nice meeting you Angel
• Angel: I'll take the floor
• Buffy: I'm the Chosen One, what's your excuse?
• Buffy: You read my diary? That is *not* OK!
• Angel: I'm older than you & this can't ever...
• Darla to Angel: You're not one of them
• Darla to Angel: Welcome home
• Darla: you're hurting me. that's good too.
• Angel explains the curse
• Angel: I just gotta walk away from this

• Giles: A vampire in love with a Slayer! Poetic, in a maudlin sort of way
• Giles: It's gas. She's snuffed the pilot light!

• Buffy: I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.
• Angel to Xander: you're in love with her
• Xander to Angel: I told you to eat before we left!
• Xander to Buffy: Welcome back
• Willow: Buffy died? Harsh!
• Buffy: We saved the world, I say we party

• Angel: I missed you
• Buffy to Angel: could you get over yourself for a second?
• Angel to Buffy: why are you ridin' me?
• Vampire: Cordelia couldn't make it
• Buffy works out her issues

• Buffy to Angel: Jealous of Xander?
• Buffy: I wish people wouldn't leave open graves laying around
• Cordelia to Angel: you're in luck, I'm free tonight
• Angel: we found some parts
• Giles: what student is that well versed in physiology?
• Angel admits being jealous of Xander

• Angel: Spike doesn't stop till everything in his path is dead
• The Anne Rice routine
• Xander to Angel: and if Spike had actually bit me?

• Angel: What are you sayin', you wanna have a date?
• Willow berates Giles & Angel in Buffy's behalf
• Giles to Xander; why are you wearing that?
• Xander: does every conversation have to be about Angel?
• Angel: I hear they serve coffee here

• Buffy: dates are things normal girls have
• Xander: Angel, take the princess, catwoman, you're with me
• Angel: whoever Buffy is now, she's helpless
• Buffy to Spike: Hi honey, I'm home.
• Xander: never gonna get between those two
• Angel: girls back then, incredibly dull.

• Angel to Dru: offering you a chance, take Spike & leave
• Buffy to Angel: you drink non blood things?
• Angel meets Ford
• Angel to Willow: I need your help
• Angel to Xander: could you NOT call me 'dead boy'?
• Willow: do sore thumbs really stick out?
• The Lonely Ones AKA the nasty pointy bitey ones
• Buffy to Angel: I love you. I don't know if I trust you.

• Angel: Everybody knows it's blood delivery day
• Buffy: Tardiness is Giles' 8th deadly sin
• Angel: had a demon inside me just waitin' for a good fight

• Buffy: I wish we could be regular kids
• Buffy to Angel: I didn't even notice you were still vamp-face
• Angel goes to shake down Willy, meets Kendra

• Dru to Angel: until you ripped their throats out
• Angel to Spike: I can tell when Dru's not satisfied

• Buffy: well sure if you're gonna use wisdom

• Buffy: not like we're helpless slaves to passion!
• Buffy: when I look into the future, all I see is you
• Joyce: you're not to leave your room at any time! clear?

• Buffy: saying good-bye is getting harder
• Xander: the gift for the Slayer who has everything
• Angel: have to get the arm someplace remote
• Angel gives Buffy a claddagh ring
• Angel: Buffy hasn't been sleeping well
• Giles: well, um, actually, that's quite a good plan
• Angel: Take me instead of her!
• Angel: I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop.

• Angelus: the pain is gone. I feel just fine.
• Angelus to Spike & Dru: Yeah, baby. I'm back
• Angelus to Buffy: really you were a pro
• Angelus: your boyfriend is dead.
• Angelus: to kill this girl, you have to love her
• Angelus to Spike: too bad you can't come with
• Buffy to Angelus: give me time

• Angelus to Teresa: don't you go to school with Buffy?

• Spike gives Dru a necklace, Angelus gives her a fresh heart
• Joyce's mom-aged mitts
• Drusilla finds a *real* man: Xander

• Angelus: Passion monologue (part I)
• Spike to Angelus: a bloody guest in my bloody home!
• Angelus to Joyce: Buffy tell you about us?
• Angelus to Jenny: this is where you get off
• Angelus: Passion Monologue (part II)
• Spike: one incredibly brassed-off Slayer!
• Angelus: whatever happened to wooden stakes?
• Buffy to Giles: Are you trying to get yourself killed?!
• Angelus: Passion Monologue (Part III)

• Xander to Angelus: Take a walk overbite
• Angelus to Xander: tell her I stopped by

• Angelus to Spike: I just love to see you smile, buddy.
• Angelus: I think this whole Slayer thing has run its course
• Buffy & Angelus channel James & Ms. Newman
• Angelus: Sorry Spike, gotta travel light.

• Angelus to Gage: I'm recruiting

• Galway, Ireland, 1753: Liam to Darla: show me your world
• London, 1860: Human Dru confesses to Father Angelus
• Angelus learns about Acathla's unearthing
• Rumania, 1898: Gypsy Woman: Restore this one!
• Angelus snags Acathla
• Angelus give Spike an Acathla history lesson
• Manhattan 1996: Whistler: the look says Crazy Homeless Guy
• 1996: Whistler: couldn't go 3 rounds with a fruit fly
• Spike: someone wasn't worthy
• Angelus: We'll have our Armageddon. I swear!
• Angelus to Buffy: you fall for it every single time

• Angelus: last time I tortured someone, no chainsaws!
• Angelus: tell me when it hurts
• Giles: you must perform the ritual in a tutu
• Drusilla gets into the moment
• Buffy: Hello, lover.
• Buffy to Angelus: save me a seat in Hell
• Angelus: No weapons, no friends, no hope. What's left?
• Angel: Where are we? What's happening?

• Angel: Buffy?

• Buffy: someone I can count on

• Angel: I'm getting stronger

• Buffy: you think they make a patch for this?
• Buffy to Faith: hard for me to talk about Angel
• Buffy: What am I doing? What are *you* doing?
• Gwendolyn: everyone's so helpful!

• Angel: as a friend, I think you should leave
• Spike to Angel: you're not invited!
• Spike: I think I'm sobering up
• Angel: lot of trouble for somebody who doesn't care
• Spike: I may be love's bitch...
• Spike, Buffy & Angel fight Lenny's vamp gang
• Buffy to Angel: I'm not coming back

• Angel: I waited for you... my destiny

• Angelus: merry Christmas Daniel
• Buffy to Angel: Christmas shopping?
• Angel to Giles: I need your help
• Angel: don't you see her?
• Angelus: your son will make a fine dessert
• Evil: want to show you who you are
• Evil: It's not a curse, it's your destiny
• Evil: we brought you back to kill Buffy
• Evil: taste Buffy, think of the peace
• Evil: sooner or later you'll drink her
• Angel to Buffy: let me be strong, let me die

• Angel: people are even talk to *me* about this
• Angel: there are things worth fighting for

• Buffy:no satisfaction in the personal sense
• Angel: date with your father, right?
• Angel: I saw you called

• Angel to Xander: best you stay out of harm's way
• Xander to Buffy & Angel: bad time?

• Angel meets Wesley
• Angel: they have Giles
• Giles to Wesley: thank God you're here, I was planning to panic.

• Faith to Angel: gonna shrink me now?
• Buffy: we're on her side
• Angel: you're not a god Faith
• Buffy to Wesley: still got your ticket home?

• Angel: looking for Buffy, as always
• Oz: vampire lacks credibility
• Angel: Willow's dead. Hey Willow. Wait a sec!
• Buffy: should we call Faith?
• Willow: that's me as a vamp? I'm so evil & skanky!
• Buffy: I have a really bad idea...
• Willow: the signal is me screaming

• Angel: a long time since my last movie date
• Faith: Check out the lust bunnies
• Faith to Angel: maybe it's too late for me
• Faith to Angel: Chump!
• Faith to 'Angelus': get ready to meet the boss
• Mayor to 'Angelus': what are your intentions?
• Angel RE Xander: That guy just bugs me
• 'Angelus': never thanked you for sending me to hell
• Faith: This is supposed to be my town
• Angel: You still my girl?

• Angel: I'll love you even if you're covered in slime
• Angel: can't read my mind. next time just ask.
• Giles: Buffy can't pick one thought out anymore

• Buffy to Angel: you never take me anywhere new
• Mayor to Angel: strange taste in women
• The Tale of the Mayor & Edna May
• Buffy to Angel: Stupid evil Mayor, we'll be okay

• Buffy to Angel: your place really isn't girl-friendly
• Joyce to Angel: you'll have to make the hard choices Buffy can't
• Angel to Buffy: you deserve more than this freak show
• Buffy: over the 'Buffy gets one perfect high school moment'
• Angel: Dance with me?

• Angel: not my best entrance
• Angel: Just because I'm not acting like a brat...
• Giles: In his demon form, he can be killed.
• Angel: It's poison. I can feel it.

• Angel (delirious): I was wrong. I need you.
• Buffy: drink me
• Doctor: you two been doing drugs?
• Mayor: Misery loves company, and I'm looking to share
• Xander: feed of the girl who loves you to save yourself
• Buffy: what's the Mayor's weakness?
• Buffy to Angel & Xander: can you 2 work together?
• Angel: I'm just going to go

• Angel: She was a hottie girl
• Angel: Get away from me
• Doyle: I've been sent - by the Powers that Be
• Tina: Wow. Good reflexes
• Angel: I'd like to help
• Margo: I would not leave that one unattended
• Cordelia: So are you still - grrr?
• Tina: Stacy? He's just a creep
• Angel Makes Tea
• Tina Freaks Out
• Angel: Let's get to work
• Angel Goes on the Hunt
• War
• Cordelia: You are about to get your ass kicked!
• Angel: Can you fly?
• Doyle Tries to Cheer Angel Up
• Doyle: She's got a very - humanizing influence

• Angel sits in the dark like some kind of...
• Cordelia: your calling cards are in!
• The real hot women don't mosey in until around eleven.
• Angel and Kate meet
• Doyle should have a self-destructing tape and a dossier
• The night's a bust
• Doyle shows off his computer skills
• Kate to Angel: you can go to hell
• Angel gets a lead
• Angel finds himself in trouble with the law
• Doyle: we put together that list of eviscerating demons you asked for
• Cordelia and Doyle fill Angel in on the demon
• Kate needs to trust Angel
• Kate walks into the hornet's nest
• The Tahlmer goes trolling
• Angel and Kate start fresh
• Angel uses reverse psychology

• The big, fluffy puppy saves the day
• OZ: No, we?re usually laconic.
• Oz: Buffy wanted you to have to Gem of Amarra
• Spike: I believe you have something I'm looking for
• Angel: Spike's out for blood
• Angel helps their first client, again
• Cordelia fills Doyle in on Spike?s misdeeds
• Angel finds Spike, and a nasty surprise
• Marcus: He's known love
• Spike: I prefer Mozart's older, funnier symphonies
• Spike: Buffy's so cute when she's hurting, isn't she?
• Angel: I want forgiveness.
• Marcus: Hello, boys and girls.
• Doyle: a real addiction to the brooding part of life

• Doyle: Angel likes playing the hero
• Melissa: Happy Birthday Benji
• Angel to Melissa: My name is Angel. I?m in private security
• Doyle to Angel: People get attached to a mysterious saviour
• Angel: Melissa?s coming? I?ve got to change my shirt
• Kate to Angel: asking me for a date or a favor?
• Angel breaks and enters
• Angel: Dr Stalker?s issue is about rage
• Angel: I don?t think he?s like other people
• put your hands in the air
• Angel: He?s killing now
• Melissa to Angel: You must think I?m crazy
• Jensen International Holdings
• Ronald to Angel: you don?t have a wife. A tangled web, huh?
• Ronald to Melissa: you took advantage of my kindness
• Angel: 12 steel boxes buried in 20 cubic feet of concrete

• Cordy doesn’t want to talk to Aura
• Doyle: Tell me stuff… about Cordelia.
• Cordy: I’m the girl from the projects!
• Angel to Cordy: You got peanut butter on the bed.
• Angel and Doyle trade problems
• Angel: I can get Doyle to pay you the money. You have my guarantee.
• Angel: There’s a price on your head Doyle, they weren’t even looking for money any more.
• Cordy: I am not giving up this apartment!
• Cordy: I’m still getting punished.
• Maude tricks Cordelia with Angel’s voice
• Kate to Angel: Now you’re talking like a detective.
• Doyle and Angel realize Cordy was tricked
• They try to do the spell on Maude
• Griff: No one’s going anywhere.
• Cordy: I knew I didn't like that wall!
• Doyle: I don't see adding a deadbolt having a huge effect on mylifestyle.

• Cordelia wants a *Please* and *Thank you* for dismemberment
• Angel: So I’m a little reserved, that doesn’t mean I don’t care.
• Kate: I don’t want a reputation for getting you killed.
• Kate: Just a few words to mark the occasion.
• Angel: I knew the hat was too much.
• Kate to Angel: what part of 'just get out of there' gave you the trouble?
• Angel: I’ve always got pensive face.
• Angel: It means he’s going after Kate.
• Kate: Oh God, listen to me. Suddenly I’m Dr. Laura.
• Lockley: What the hell did they do to her in that class?
• Kate: You have the most intense eyes. I see such an old soul.
• Angel: My parents were great. Tasted a lot like chicken.
• Cordelia: He put the whammy on you! You stink with whammy!
• Angel: There is always time to be considerate of others, Cordelia.
• Angel: Now, why don’t we all sit down together and process this?
• Kate: Did I – did I say anything to you?

• Cordelia: If I'm not here in the morning, you can just clean out my desk.
• Angel: this isn't a spelling bee. Nobody expects you to play fair.
• Cordelia: Maybe Doyle does have hidden depths.
• Doyle: Cordelia, this is Harry - my wife.
• Doyle: I wasn't exactly the man she married.
• Angel: You study demons? That's your profession?
• Doyle: Harry didn't leave because of the demon in me.
• Angel: I thought I'd use the door this time.
• Richard: I have to have your blessing Doyle.
• Doyle: Why don't I just give you that hug and we call it even?
• Cordelia: I think it, I say it. That's my way.

• Doyle: Maybe Angel's over Buffy?
• Angel: I was in the neighborhood - skulking
• Buffy: jonesing for another heartbreaking sewer talk
• Angel: Oh my God! Food! I love chocolate!
• Angel: Is this permanent? Can I have a normal life?
• Angel to Oracles: That's it? I'm free?
• Buffy: I'm so glad we didn't logic ourselves out of this
• Angel: I need to be able to kill demons without Buffy's help
• Buffy: you hurt my boyfriend!
• Oracles: we swallow this day & it never happened
• Buffy: I'll never forget, I'll never forget

• Giles to Angel: not your job to keep her safe
• Angel: looking at what I can't ...
• Willow to Angel: can't give up because of obstacles
• Angel: Who's that guy talking to Buffy?
• Anya: Angel's large & glowery, isn't he?

• The Dark Avenger?
• Angel: I went back to the Oracles and asked them to take the day back
• Angel to Lister Demons: It's okay. We're here to help.
• Doyle: I punked out, couldn't deal with family obligations to blue pincushions
• Angel to Harbormaster: I didn't bite your brother. Because I wasn't hungry.
• You're one to talk, vampire. Yours is the lowest of all the half-breeds.
• We will not stop until every half-breed is erased and our purity rules the planet!
• Cordy to Doyle: So you're half demon! That's way below 'short' and 'poor' on the list!
• Doyle: The good fight, yeah? You never know until you've been tested. I get that now.

• The Oracles Say ‘No’
• Cordelia: We’re all we’ve got now
• Introducing Barney
• Vampire Misconceptions
• Barney’s Problem
• The Powers Open Another Door
• What Former-Watchers Do With Their Free Time
• Better Than Last Time
• Angel Works Alone
• At the Lotus Spa
• Translation Frustrations
• Finding Cordelia By Way of the Ugly, Gray, Blobby Thing
• Angel: Where is the auction?
• Stopping the Extraction
• Breakfast

• Wesley: even a solitary soldier, such as myself, recognizes that a free exchange of intelligence benefits the common struggle
• Kate to Angel: tough case, papers are calling him the pope
• Cordelia (re: Angel): You stake him and I’ll cut his head off.
• Cordelia: better safe than cocktails!
• (New England, 1786) Angelus to Penn: First Kill. Aptly done.
• Angelus, psycho-wan-kenobi to Penn
• Angel to Kate: Do you trust me?
• Angel to Penn: sorry I never showed, got held up in Romania
• Kate to Angel: what are you?
• Angel to Penn: You're a cheesy hack. Probably got a killer's shrine
• Kate to Angel: not inviting you in, and the next time we meet, I'll stake you
• Angel: good old predictable Penn
• Angel to Kate: you missed
• Cordelia to Angel: You're not Angelus anymore, people really do change

• Evil Free At the Moment
• Rogue Termite Fighters
• Cordy: I'm ready to wake up now.
• Angel: We have to move fast
• Tracking Down Wilson: The Lounge
• Tracking Down Wilson: Serina
• Hungry
• Angel: I really don't like it when people shoot me
• A Psychic Umbilical Cord
• David and Goliath
• Things Cordy Learned

• Angel: Unlike at your party, in hell you tend to know a lot of the people...
• Angel to Wes: you want a job?
• Angel runs into Captain Inferno
• Don't we have enough on our hands without burning monster fiends coming here?
• Angel to Jhiera: know anyone who burns people alive?
• Angel: cell phones were definitely cooked up by a bored warlock
• Angel: and this brings us to Manet's 'La Musique aux Tuileries'
• Wes: the Vigories of Oden Tal
• Angel to Jhiera: I'll answer your questions if you answer mine
• Angel and Jhiera make an uneasy truce
• Angel: the plan? we go in, I start hitting people
• if your war persists on my turf, you're going to have another enemy
• Cordy to Wes: Groverling isn't just a way of life for you, it's an art.
• Angel to Jheira: I'll be there to stop you if you cross the line

• Wesley to Cordelia: Who knows what kind of corrosive effect your cooking may have on the blade!
• Cordy to Angel: you don't have to be Joe Stoic with me
• Angel saves sleepwalking Ryan from being run over
• Cordelia: So someone in the family's got a squatter in their head.
• Angel: Your son's possessed by a demon
• Seth: it's been all I can do to hold this family together
• Angel: Don't break the circle
• Nun: Father Frederick's out behind the church. Last grave on the left.
• Angel: Wesley, you don't even have sales resistance. How many thighmasters do you own?
• Wesley: I believe I know how the priest was killed
• Seth: Let go of your mother!
• Cordelia: Ethros demon, Ethros Box
• Ryan to Wes: not good enough for Daddy, not good enough for the Council
• Angel: I'm ending this. now.
• Do you renounce Satan? And all his works?
• You’re thinking the demon's taken on corporeal form
• Angel: you're willing to kill me. And that's good.
• Ethros: That boy’s mind was the blackest hell I’ve ever known.

• (Ireland 1753) Angel's father: A layabout and a scoundrel and you’ll never amount to anything
• Kate: So, do I call the coroner or hazardous materials?
• Wesley: it was a Kwaini; not a fighter by nature.
• Kate: Your not evil 'evil thing' was just evil. Okay?
• Wesley: most people require some period of adjustment after being confronted with the dark forces
• Lockley to Angel: Are you threatening me, son?
• (Ireland 1753) Angel's father: Go through that door, but don’t ever expect to come back!
• Wesley vivisects & Cordelia tails
• (Ireland, 1753) Darla: Welcome to my world
• Cordelia: no lurky minions from hell get in here without us knowing about it first
• Kate to Angel: I’d like to be involved.
• Angel: sometimes the price we end up paying for one bad choice isn’t commensurate with the offence
• Security System: Door is open.
• (Ireland, 1753) Angelus: To think I ever let such a tiny, trembling thing make me feel the way you did.
• Angel: Mr. Lockley, I need you to invite me in.
• Angel: That was plan A. We’ve since moved on to plan B.
• Kate: My father may not have known what you are, but I do. I know.
• (Ireland 1753) Darla: What we once were informs all that we have become

• a demon database: demons, demons, demons
• Darin: my brother Jack was kidnapped last night
• Angel to Eddie the Bookie: I'm looking for Jack, not a fight
• Angel to Howler Demon: who'd you sell Jack to?
• Angel: you set me up!
• Jack: Listen up slaves. Only one way out: after your 21st kill
• Mellish to Angel: don't be rocking the boat
• Cribb (re Angel): Idiot. thinks he can pull a Ghandi
• Jack to Angel: Your killing Baker kinda put a damper on the brotherhood spiel, didn't it?
• Lilah to Angel: there's not one reason why we can't work together
• Cribb: vampire's going to get his head ripped off
• Angel: I could have taken you
• Cordelia: actually, didn't we set a bunch of demons free?

• Not technically a crowded theater/I thought I knew eternity
• Your projection was very good
• Do either of you even own a television?
• It was such an honor to save your life, Ms. Lowell
• When word gets out that you're protector to the stars, they're going to be lining up at the door!
• Wesley, the intern
• You're not fond of sunshine
• Because Mr. Distance has intimacy issues, I lose my brush with fame
• I'm not what you think
• Evil Angel never would have worn those pants
• you're what, a 44 long?
• Movie in the alleyway
• the bullets were blanks
• Fun with champagne
• You looked into that mirror and all you saw was yourself
• I think you need a taste of what it is you're really asking for
• I never killed a famous person before
• Wes? did you suddenly grow a pair?
• You think this is just water?
• You're not going to untie me, are you?

• Angel: I hate saving the wrong guy. Want a ride?
• (Romania 1898) Darla: Happy Birthday Angelus! She's a gypsy...
• Cordelia: scratch the surface & you get more surface
• Angel: if you can't face your demons...
• Wes to Angel: that young man is very lucky he ran into you
• (Romania 1898) Darla: they gave you a filthy soul!
• Faith: this is going to be fun
• Angel to Cordy & Wes: I'm the boss, and I say you lay low
• Angel to Faith: always good to see old friends
• Angel passes for a lawyer
• Angel to Lindsey: Nice office. Good view. Where's Faith?
• (Romania 1898) Angel: I am a monster!
• Cordelia researches
• Wesley to Faith: you are a piece of sh---
• Faith: Please, just do it! Just kill me.

• Angel: I'll be close
• Wesley: I believe in helping people. I Do not believe in coddling murderers!
• Angel to Cordy: Paid vacation?
• Faith: help me?
• Faith: so how does this work?
• Assassin attacks
• Buffy: Punish Faith with a severe cuddling?
• Wesley: slight change of plans
• Wesley: that's for calling me a ponce
• Faith to Kate: I'd like to make a confession.
• Angel to Buffy: go home!

• Introducing David Nabitt
• Madam Dorian's World-Famous Demon Brothel
• Angel: I'm moving in, taking over
• Gunn to Angel: you gonna pretend you different?
• Bandaging Up
• Gunn (RE: Angel) That guy bugs me
• Gunn: I don't need advice from some middle-class white dude that's dead!
• Wes: you should have tried to call us on your cell phone
• Angel: These kids, my town, off limits
• Angel: you might need my help, but I might need yours

• Angel & Riley meet
• Buffy to Angel: thought of something else hurtful to say?
• Angel to Buffy: you actually sleep with this guy?
• Buffy to Riley: need to talk to Angel
• Angel: next time I'll apologize by phone

• Wesley: equipped to see outside the human range of the electromagnetic spectrum?
• Angel: Sometimes I miss the clarity.
• Angel to Lindsey: You're panicking right now.
• Angel on helping Lindsey: It's a two-man job.
• Angel to Gunn: It'll be extremely dangerous.
• Vampire on the premises.
• Cordelia: Might want to translate this first.
• Cordelia: Self-mutilating, psycho-assassin chick reached enlightenment?
• Angel: Get the kids out of here!
• Wesley to Angel: There is an entire passage about you.

• Wesley: This is an ancient sacred text, not a magic eight ball.
• Nabbit: Seen any cool demons lately?
• Cordelia: Angel’s going to die?
• Woman: I don't appreciate the dental association watching me like that.
• Wesley: There is nothing in life Angel wants
• Angel gets Phone Call
• Psychotic Episode
• Angel: (to Kate) You want to be enemies? Try me.
• Angel: (to Cordelia) I’m gonna get you back.
• Oracles: The scroll is what you need.
• Angel gets Gunn’s help
• The Raising
• Angel: (to Cordelia) Welcome back.
• Wesley: (to Angel) You're going to live.

• Angel: It's a Carnyss demon and they love muscles and mirrors.
• Cordelia: You don't have to work out. You're eternal.
• Wesley: There is a place he hangs out. A safe haven for demons.
• Angel: There are three things I don't do: tan, date - and sing in public!
• Angel: What was he protecting you from?
• Cordelia: Angel was probably supposed to help him not...
• Merl: There is a price on the Woman.
• Angel: I'm the scumbag that killed him.
• Angel: Kamal's mission is mine now.
• Woman: You've been here before. Uh! It feels creepy
• Angel: I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, but I'm not out yet
• Wesley: The Tribunal. An ancient court to settle grievances.
• Cordelia: That man will do anything to save a life.
• Angel: I move to appeal that ruling.
• Angel: You guys hold the fort. I've somewhere to be.
• Faith: The road to redemption is a rocky path.

• Wesley:The Hyperion Hotel. It appears to be abandoned.
• (LA, 1952) Angel: I've got nothing here to steal.
• (LA, 1952) Angel: Maybe it was the wallpaper that drove him to it.
• (LA, 1952) Angel to Judy: They're not gonna find it. 'Cause I'm gonna help you.
• Angel: We have to force it to become corporeal in order to kill it.
• (LA, 1952) Denver: A vampire wanting to help some grubby humans? I just don't get it.
• Cordelia: They were like this all the way over here in the car.
• (LA, 1952) Angel: Take them all.
• Wesley: What did he mean, especially *that* one?
• Old Judy: Is it safe? Can I go out now?
• Angel: We're moving in.

• Angel to Darla: I still can't believe you're here. I mean - I killed you.
• Gunn to Angel: First time a need your help, you snoozing the afternoon away. What's up with that?
• Angel: Yeah, I'll be fine. I just need to get some sleep.
• Cordelia: I had a vision. It's Gunn. He's in trouble.
• Darla: You're too busy protecting everyone else.
• Angel to Wes: Well, it-it's just, you know, the whole, visibility issue, not to mention the whole hat-head thing.
• Angel: Are you sure you're okay?
• Deevak: Survival of the fittest, bro, and right now you're not looking too fit.
• Angel to Darla: I have so many things to make up for.

• Wesley to Cordy: Top of your class in Advanced Bosoms?
• Angel: I've been sleeping weird.
• Angel plays cop
• Bethany to Angel: Great. I've stabbed an angel.
• Cordy to Angel: she may be just a girl, but she can kill your ass by blinking.
• Cordy: see, Gunn wants to get paid! The poor man can't even afford a real axe!
• Cordy to Angel: Of course we lost a little time during my 45 minutes of sleep
• Angel to Bethany: I just have some experience in dealing with the kind of power that needs to be controlled.
• Wesley: maybe we should send you home to your father
• Cordy to Wes: she's crying, you're bruised and Angel had a near Melba-toast experience! What did you say?
• Angel to Bethany: People may be pathetic, but I like 'em
• Angel: You'll find I'm not easily shocked, Bethany.
• Angel to Bethany: Just try it. You can stop at any time.
• Angel: Somone wanted to find out what would happen if somebody tried to hurt her.
• Bethany is kiddnapped and Angel gets her back.
• Angel to Bethany: Lilah is not what she pretends to be
• Father: Bethany, what are you doing? Stop it. Put me down.
• Angel to Lilah: Looks like you're gonna have to find someone else's brain to play with

• Cordelia: we're financially sound through last Wednesday
• Darla to Angel: God I miss you!
• (London, circa 1860) Darla to Angelus: Drusilla has the sight!
• Harold: is my wife really being abducted by aliens? or cheating on me?
• Wesley to Angel: you can't have seen Darla. Vampires don't come back from the dead!
• Angel: spying on you is crass. your husband knows, go home & deal with it.
• Angel to Darla: passing as human?
• Angel: It was Darla, she's human now
• Lorne: you're headed into trouble with a capital 'troub.'
• Angel phones AI for info
• (Sisters of Mercy Convent, 1860) Angelus: we're going to turn Drusilla into one of us
• Lindsey: that woman should have her own series
• Angel: So you're what Wolfram and Hart brought back in that box
• Angel: trouble? bring it on

• Cordelia to Angel: You're all insane and angry!
• Lorne: You're Rocky and Rocky II and half of the one with Mister T.
• Magev to Angel: That car is your problem, pal. Says everything about you.
• Magev to Angel: Why are you holding back? Why can't you let go?
• Magev to Angel: Find yourself some small, blonde thing. Bed her, love her, treat her like crap, break her heart.
• Magev: So, it's a sex thing, this curse?
• Gunn: Joking. Great. We got ourselves a funny zen master.
• Angel: Uh, Wesley, can I get my coat back?
• Angel: I'm not a eunuch!
• Angel: There is no Wyndham-Price Agency.

• Wesley: sure there's nothing on your mind?
• Angel: Come on guys. We are a detective agency. We investigate things.
• (1760, London) The Master to Darla: You're leaving with the stallion, aren't you?
• Angel: you think Wolfram and Hart went to all this trouble just to keep me distracted?
• Cordy: My older - way older - like 400 years older - blonde sister Darla, no last name.
• Angel: The weight of her soul, she's feeling it.
• Lindsey to Darla: Just put down the phone.
• Wesley: shouldn't turn your back on her for one moment.
• (1900, China) Angel: I want things to be like they were.
• Angel to Lindsey: Hell, I just might be coming back for you anyway.
• (China, 1900) Dru: my little Spike just killed himself a Slayer (AtS perspective)
• (1900, China) Darla : While Spike was out killing a Slayer you were saving missionaries! From me!
• Angel to Darla: You think you did me a favor? You damned me.

• Spike: did I sully our good name? (YORKSHIRE, 1880)
• Spike: Nothing but fists & fangs (YORKSHIRE, 1880)
• Dru: My little Spike just killed a Slayer (China, 1900)

• Gunn to Angel: What am I supposed to do? Sit home and knit you a sweater?
• Angel to Kate: You get stuck between me and Darla, it'll be the last thing you ever do.
• Cordelia: It'll be just like old times, right Angel? Meeting evil, face to face, kicking evil's booty!
• Angel: Two things bringin' in the chicks -- the do' and the ride.
• Angel impersonates vampire Jay-don, Gunn impersonates his cousin Lester
• Gunn to Angel: Don't hit me again.
• Gunn: This is nitro. The last thing I want is my body parts mixed up with yours!
• Gunn: I feel something weird in here.
• Angel to Gunn: You know I'm getting pretty tired of this 'vampires killed my sister so now I'm all entitled' song.
• Angel to Gunn: What's wrong now -- son, huh? Getting a little tired? Little backache? A little toothache?
• Angel: (mocking Kate) I'm a cop, with a mission to rain on everybody's parade
• Angel to Gunn: I remember. You have to trust me. I know what to do with this. Have faith, kid.
• Kate remembers Angel saving her life.

• Cordelia to Angel: You lied to us!
• Angel: When you're desperate – you do what you have to do.
• (France 1765) Angelus: Holtz is no mere mortal, I'll tell you that.
• Darla: You know, just because we had a thing for 150 years, don't presume you know me!
• (France 1765) Darla: I can't die. Not like this.
• Angel: Darla's right. We were amateurs compared to Wolfram & Hart.
• Lindsey: Yes, Darla's dying.
• Darla: I've been around long enough to know when something is a lost cause.
• Lorne: Why do you care so much about Darla?
• Angel: It's that whole leap of faith thing.
• Jeeves: In this place, the journey is all.
• Lindsey: How did you think this would end?

• Gunn: Something went down, something not good.
• Wes, Cordy & Gunn interrogate Angel
• Gunn: Darla probably ain't in there
• Angel: I'll save Darla by killing her
• Angel: Darla will rise anytime now
• Angel: This time I go it alone
• Drusilla, the pregnant undead English patient
• Angel: Drusilla is a classicist
• Darla rises
• Cordie: Was it a suspicion, a hunch, or an inkling?
• Gunn: You had *me* at 'everyone gear up'
• The high-speed chase: is Cordy pregnant, or does she just need to use the bathroom?
• Angel as Mr Sensitivity
• Mysterious behavior of the Powers That Be
• Holland to Angel: And yet I just can't seem to care.
• Lindsey to Angel: A cell with plenty of sun
• Angel to Kate: Should I escape now, or wait?
• Woman: they were in a hurry to get to their party... a tasting.
• Drusilla (hissing): It's not Daddy, it's never Daddy
• Angel to Holland: And yet, somehow, I can't seem to care.
• Angel: You're all fired

• Angel: I'm not on their level. But I can get there.
• Angel: (voice-over) I've got the moves. Now I need to know what theirs are.
• Angel: I'm too close. Too close to fight her.
• Angel: Let them fight the good fight. Someone has to fight the war.

• Angel to Anne: You work with runaways?
• Angel: Pro bono. There's got to be an angle.
• Angel: And Wolfram and Hart's picking up the tab.
• Angel: You screw with me, and you screw with me, and... you screw with me. And now, I get to screw with you.
• Anne: He says he has proof.
• Angel: There is blood on that money, Anne.
• Angel: Me, I'm just here for the show.
• Angel: That's the difference between us. You still care.
• Anne: It'll wash.

• Lorne: What's today? Thursday? Tomorrow night, the world's going to end. I thought you might want to know.
• Lorne: Someone had to drive. You weren't exactly qualified, huddled under the blanket in back, hiding from the sun.
• Angel: So this mad scientist has these demons worshipping and protecting him while he blows up the planet.
• Mike: If you could stop time, anything in the field would stand still forever in its own private universe.
• Angel: You want to know what my problem is? I'm trying to atone for a hundred years of unthinkable evil. News flash! I never can!
• Denise: Gene, we have to talk.
• Lorne to Angel: You're connecting to a human. That's a start.

• Merl to Angel: You just don't care about anybody but yourself
• Zombie cops who just won't die
• Angel to Kate: I did track them down later and set them on fire
• Kate to Angel: Is my father a zombie?
• Officer to Kate: We got a tougher policy now.
• Angel fights the police captain
• Angel to Kate: I can live with crime, just as long as it's notsupernatural
• Cordelia to Angel: We don't need you!

• Angel: I really couldn't help but notice the goats, guys
• Kate to Angel: I think you caused the wine cellar massacre and I am*done* with you
• Caritas, where anxious lawyers go to forget
• Angel to Lorne: Getting to the Senior Partners, that's my destiny
• Wesley, bleeding, to Cordelia: Cordelia . . . Cordelia . . . Cordelia, ambulance?
• Denver: you changed my life that day. If a vampire can try to save humans, there must be good in the world.
• Angel takes Lilah captive
• Fun and games at Wolfram & Hart
• Holland to Angel: (in the elevator) the world doesn't work in spite of evil, Angel. It works with us. It works because of us.
• Angel to Darla: I'm not playing. I just wanna feel something besides the cold.

• Darla to Angel: You can not tell me that wasn't perfect! I used to do this professionally, and *that* was perfect!
• Angel saves Kate from O.D.ing
• Lorne to Angel: You think you're the first guy who ever rolled over,saw what was lying next to him and went 'Guyeah!'
• Wesley to Angel: Maybe if you'd ever shown a bit of interest ...
• Angel to Wes: Had an epiphany
• Wesley to Angel: You don't know Cordelia at all. She's not the vain, carefree creature she once was...
• Gunn RE: Wes: this man took a bullet for me!
• Gunn to Angel: 'cause you know, epiphanies, they handy. When you think you might be having another one?
• Angel to Lindsey: I'm sorry she'll never love you. I'm sorry you made the wrong choice.
• Cordelia to Angel: no, I'm not okay. You really hurt my feelings.
• Angel to Kate: if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world.
• Angel to Wes, Cordy & Gunn: I wanna work for you.

• Angel: Man. Atonement's a bitch.
• Cordy to Angel: You and I? We're not friends.
• Angel to Cordy: You should, ah, take off. Go home. Order Chinese.
• green robes? or blue?

• Angel to Buffy: I'm sorry

• Wesley to Angel: while you're at it pick me up one of those 'sorry you were shot in the gut' bouquets.

• Angel: You'll find your way
• Buffy: Does forever work for you?

• Wesley to Harmony: get away from her... foot.
• Wesley: *someone* put a *stake* through that woman's heart!
• Harmony to Angel: the sensation of rich, warm, human blood...
• Doug: Turn two, the rest is food.
• Wesley: Harm. Such a fitting nickname.
• Harmony: I am an evil fighter! That's why I suck at being evil. I was meant to fight evil!
• Angel to Cordy: You know I would never have slept with Darla...
• Cordy: Harmony could be our inside spy!
• Harmony: it's nothing personal. I'm evil. We're still friends, right?
• Cordy: la, la, la, la, la, new clothes! I have new clothes!

• Cordy's vision: Knife in the eye
• Gunn: calling hospitals and asking 'Did my uncle check in with a knife in his eye?'
• Wesley to Angel: I'm in charge, so *you* do it
• Cordelia to Angel: I wish it would stop hurting
• Cordelia to Angel: You should smile more often
• Wesley: I think we found the man from the vision
• Wesley: There has to be another way besides Angel singng. Think, damn it!
• Lindsey: (singing at Caritas) I can't feel a thing
• Angel: when I was in charge here, nobody questioned my methods or my singing.
• Angel: I'm on a case here, Lindsey. Does everything always have to be about killing you all the time?
• Angel to Lindsey: You just keep on moping. You're good at that.
• Angel to Lindsey: What do you say we just fight, huh?
• Lindsey to his hand donor: I'm sorry
• Cordelia: painful vision aftermath, it's part of the job, right?
• Angel to Lindsey: I'm just here to say 'bon voyage'. Don't come back.

• Cordelia: Move. I think the sashimi is coming up.
• Angel to Cordy: Do you want me to rip that guy's head of for you?
• Gunns: Wesley, you remember Rondell and George.
• Angel: He's also got Cordy wearing this flimsy swimsuit that covers, like ... nothing.
• Cordelia: Who am I kidding. I embarrassed myself.
• Lorne: Am I happy to see you. You're still a knight for hire, yeah? Well, I'm hiring.
• Cordelia: Actually, we're looking for someone we think works here.
• Cordelia: Yeah, Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel.
• Landok: (to Lorne) Does your cowardice know no limits?
• Lorne: Talk about screwed up values. A world of only good and evil, black and white, no gray. No music, no art.
• Angel: Hey. You want food? I can be food. Pretty tasty here.
• Landok: Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan, give me your pledge. Will you perform the rituals?
• Lorne: Uh, wh-what say we all forget this ever happened, huh?

• Wesley and Angel: Cordy? Where are you?
• Angel: Screw logic. We're getting Cordy back.
• Lorne re leaving Pylea: And that's when I realized that I'd been delivered from hell.
• Gavin: Wolfram and Hart is interested in purchasing this building.
• Angel: I'm just waiting for Wesley to have that Eureka moment
• Wesley: I'm 96% sure this will work
• Lorne: Oh yes, this is my home dimension. Home sweet hell.
• Lorne: Xenophobia is kind of a watch-word where I'm from
• Wesley: I think we're winning!
• Wesley: these impenetrable stone walls are proving to be rather...
• Cordelia from her throne: Hi, guys

• Cordelia to the gang: Am I not the princess?
• Lorne's Mom: When you disappeared, your brother Numfar (Joss Whedon) did the dance of joy
• Landok: That is no cow. He's Angel! The brave and noble drokken killer!
• Angel the storyteller
• Landok to Angel: It is a great honor to swing the crebbil at the bach-nal
• Angel to Fred: Winifred? You're the girl from Cordy's vision!
• Angel vamps out
• Angel: They saw what I really am. I can never go back

• Fred to Angel: I've been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark...There's work to be done.
• Fred to Angel: They're consonant representations of a mathematical transfiguration formula.
• Fred to Angel: go help your friends? But it's safe here with me...
• Angel would storm the castle, if he only knew where it was
• Angel joins the rebels
• Lorne's head to the gang: Where's the love, guys?
• Wes to Angel: We know you're a man with a demon inside - not the other way around.
• Angel : I challenge the Groosalug to mortal combat.
• the rebels attack
• Angel: Cordelia loves Groo? She loves me, too, right?
• Lorne's mom: They call me Mother of the vile excrement!
• There's no place like ... where you hear bad news

• Cordy to Angel: you're back! You guys, he's back!
• Angel to Fred: What happens if you run out of wall space before you get the click?
• Angel to Cordelia: what did you see?
• Gunn to Angel: What are you gonna do? Oh.
• (MARSEILLES 1767) Angelus to Darla: you're full of surprises
• (MARSEILLES, 1767) Angelus to James: And this is what love gets you.
• Cordy: James & Elisabeth had the big, forever love. He's gonna want revenge.
• Cordy to Angel: Buffy was the love of your life and she died.
• (MARSEILLES, 1767) Holtz: there are worse things than death, Angelus
• Angel to Cordy: Will you, just once, do what I tell you without arguing about everything, okay?
• Angel to James: The woman I love is dead.
• Angel to Cordy: Buffy's dead. And I'm O.K.
• Wes: What do you know about Nester Demons?

• Gavin to Angel: This is a list of fifty-seven city code violations for your hotel
• Angel: Cordelia, that beast you saw - did it have four or five claws?
• Gunn: I say we figure out what these things are after we find that coin. We're burning moonlight.
• Angel to Cordelia: your visions're getting worse, aren't they?
• Old shopkeeper: Your kind not welcome here!
• Cordy: I don't wanna talk. What's there to say? Except 'gross' 'yuck' and 'unclean.'
• Fred: Maybe we could figure out the frequency and trace the calls.
• Angel: I want the key and I want it now.
• Lorne: Way outside of my area of expertise, I should caution. But hey? Who knew William Shatner could sing?
• Angel to Cordy: the visions are just after market extras like Hurst shift or Krager wheels.
• Fez to Lilah: I think she got the message
• Cordy to Angel: I tried to be brave. I did. But I'm just scared now. I'm scared all the time.
• Angel to Lilah: I see. I do this for you and you stop sending Cordy the killer visions.
• Wesley to Angel: I don't need to explain to you that if Wolfram and Hart are behind this mission it can't be good
• Skip to Angel: Do you have any idea how monstrous a guy has to be before he gets sent to us? We're a *very* high-end institution.
• Angel to Lilah: Don't you came at me through Cordelia ever again. You play that card a second time and I'll kill you.
• Angel: It's not about winning, Cordelia, it's about what's at stake.

• Merl to Angel: I want back the three months I spent in therapy after being hung upside down in a sewer.
• Gunn: Is Merl's death really the kind of thing we should be spending our time on? I mean he was what he was, right?
• Cordy: Fred's sweet and adorable and -- seems to be laughing at something that shrub just said.
• Angel: ask yourself this: if I'd killed Merl would I've brought donuts?
• Wesley: From the looks of this, whatever we're up against is - quite big. Extremely powerful...
• Wesley to Gunn: There are in this world shades of gray...
• Wesley: We're missing one of the evidence bags.
• Angel: There is a larger purpose behind every move. To have fun.
• Angel to Cordy: Go see the Transuding furies. They'll lift the spell. Just tell them that it's for me.
• Angel to Gunn: Take a look. This is what I am. Deal with it or don't. But make a damn choice.
• Gunn to Rondell: It's about the mission, bro. Angel's got it. You don't.
• Angel to Gunn: You'll prove that I can trust you when day comes that you *have* to kill me - and you do.

• Angel: the worm certainly has turned!
• Cordy to Angel: Fred's got the big puppy love, and it's going to go bad unless it's nipped in the bud.
• Wes: Everyone know what they're doing? Good.
• Pilates, is that like Tae-bo?
• Marcus: Occult shmuccult. I traveled a lot. Picked up some trinkets.
• Marcus to Angel: You don't have to worry about anything except eating some nice soft foods and staying out of Ryan's way.
• Marcus to Angel: As far as I can tell you were the world's worst vampire.
• Angel to Marcus: I tell you why you have a weak heart, Marcus. You never use it.
• Fred to Angel: Cordelia explained it to me. She said you'd probably just screw it up.

• Cordelia and Wes re-enact the offscreen meeting between Buffy and Angel
• Fred: the sewers, bleak, oppressive and homey. I could build a condo down here!
• Rogetr & Trish Burkle: detective said our daughter was staying at the Hyperion
• Angel: where would Fred go?
• Trish: Does Fred come to the library often?
• Lorne: I'm not some mystical vending machine here to spit out answers
• Did I get it? Did I get it, y'all?
• Fred: I'm just not cut out for this.
• Fred to Angel: up in that castle the girl just built herself another cave.
• Bye Fred
• Angel: I found Fred's nice, quite kind of crazy soothing
• Fred: Just a stunning revelation of my true path in life, that's all
• repainting Fred's room

• Angel to Cordelia: handling a lethal weapon is a *little* different from shaking a pom-pom.
• Cordelia to Wes: If you like Fred, just tell her!
• Cordelia: why are the PtB showing me a murder that happened a week ago?
• Cordelia: if Billy's responsible, then so am I.
• Lilah to Angel: Billy never touched me, and you can't touch him.
• Officer: William Blim, we're taking you into custody for questioning.
• Angel: The blood in that car? Some of it is his. Not human.
• Man 2: the driver snapped. Woman probably was trying to tell him how to drive
• Cousin Dylan: You gotta know the rules around Billy.
• Cordelia to Billy: Not here to whine, ass-wipe. I'm here to send you back.
• Cordy to Angel: I'm starting to get used to being creeped out and comforted at the same time.

• (Rome 1771) Holtz to Angelus: My only desire here is to discover if a thing such as yourself can be made to pay for its sins.
• Cordelia: you're off your game because of the prophecy. you think the end is coming?
• Fred to Angel: you & Cordy have kyrumption and moira
• Wesley: I think Fred's had enough recently without people shouting at her
• Cordelia to Angel: I love you, too.
• Darla: Hello, lover. Long time no see.
• Lorne: This is way beyond my ken... and my Barbie and *all* my action figures.
• Cordelia to Darla: If there's anything you need, anything at all...
• Cordelia to Angel: I had a vision: Darla's so hungry.
• Wesley: Why does Angel think he has to do everything alone?
• Darla to Angel: How could you put this in me? I *hate* you!
• Angel: you're not to go near Darla for any reason
• Cordy to Angel: So, I guess you're gonna be a father

• (York, England, 1764) Angelus to Holtz: How do you hope to save others when you can not save your own?
• Darla to Angel: last time I was here? when you pushed me into bed & took what you wanted?
• Angel: There will be no throwing of flames!
• Lilah to Gavin: You're understaffed, underfunded, and clearly undertalented.
• Angel: I'm gonna have a son.
• Vampire: Praise be! The miracle child! His time has come!
• Angel: If I'm not back in five minutes, leave without me.

• Angel to Holtz: there is no justice for the things I did to you.
• Angel to Holtz: We took a lot from you, that's true. But we couldn't take your soul.
• Holtz RE: Lilah: What does she mean 'cursed by gypsies?'
• Darla takes off in Angel's car
• Fred: that's the tragic beauty of a cosmic convergence.
• Darla: I haven't given this baby a thing. I'm dead. It's been nourishing me.
• Lorne: Darla wants to have her baby here?
• Darla: Yeah. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what got into me.
• Angel: You don't just get half a miracle, do you?
• Darla: some mother. I can't even offer my darling boy life.
• Darla to Angel: What we did to Holtz... doesn't seem so funny now, does it?
• Darla: This child... Angel, it's the one good thing we ever did together.

• Lorne: Wow. I'm sensing a serious 'mama bear' vibe.
• Wesley: And seeing as you once nearly had sex on my desk I shouldn't be surprised that now there is a baby on it.
• Angel: Alright, so we got a list. All we have to do is erase everyone on it.
• Angel: I promised his mother. No one is gonna put their hands on this child. No one.
• Angel: I'm a terrible father. I can't even get him to stop crying.
• Angel: If my son has to get to the hospital at noon on the sunniest day of the year, he'll get there even if I don't.
• Lorne: You got to figure a guy like you, a place like this, the only truly safe room would be the janitor's closet.
• Cordelia to Angel: So you're just gonna leave? Run away?
• Angel: The part that scares me is all the questions. Like, why is there always pigs' blood in the fridge?
• Angel to Linwood: You just became my son's godfather, understand?
• Angel: Connor. His name is Connor.

• Cordelia: I'm fine, you guys. I'll be okay. I'm just... Dead?
• Angel: Okay. Look, if this is a mystical problem there's got to be some kind of mystical solution.
• Angel: You really piss me off, you know that? I thought we trusted each other.
• Fred: The red spots are what they call hot areas or what you'd expect from a healthy, functioning brain.
• Angel: I'm not going anywhere until I get my message to the Powers That Be.
• Angel: (yelling) No, you're not listening! Cordelia's not a champion. She's a rich girl from Sunnydale who likes to play superhero.
• Wesley: Restraints. Sometimes the visions make him violent.
• Cordelia: No horns. (Checks her backside. Smiles at Angel) No tail.

• How is the Connor fund?
• Helping the helpless, finding Holtz, and making money are our *three* number one priorities.
• We're getting stretched a little thin here, Angel.
• You're pretty well coifed, I guess. You're not afraid to get a little mussed, are you, Mr. Angel?
• Angel, I don't think it's such a great idea to be working on so many cases at once.
• Immortal creatures living in a rat infested building, guarding their treasure. Right.
• Look. I'm sorry about what I did. I needed help. I didn't know what else to do.
• I don't know what to tell you, Sam. I can't kill on deferment. Sets a precedent.
• You take on a job in good faith - you expect to be compensated. A quality service.
• Well, I guess you cut off the snake's head... You piss the other snakes off.
• Snow. Trees. Chipmunk robots on ice...

• Angel: ask me why I'm smiling.
• Angel: I cried like a baby. And I was *evil* back then!
• Lorne to Angel: it's Kyrumption
• Box seats
• Cordelia: I didn't drool on your jacket, did I?
• Wesley: rhythmic snoring
• Cordy: Say, do you like bribes?
• Cordelia: We so need to be out of here
• Cordy: good thing it wears off right away.
• Angel: I've been possessed by old lovers before
• Cordelia as the ballerina: Stephan, everything I worked for is here...
• Gunn: by making more monsters? Man with the frightening plan!
• Ballerina: I don't dance, I echo
• Angel: start a web site.
• Angel: we grew closer

• Doctor: Connor's as healthy as a human being can possibly be.
• Angel: Check this out! How *cute* is this? Huh? Seriously.
• Aubrey: Excuse me. Is this Angel Investigations? I need your help.
• Angel: Hey, Wes. Thanks. You're a good friend.
• Angel to Aubrey: Holtz has every right to hate me. And if he ever comes close to one of my people ever again, or tries to touch a hair on my son's head, I'll kill him.
• Wesley to Angel: Life. Life is funny. Listening to stupid people talking to hamburgers is funny. Worrying about things that will never...

• Angel: Wes, don't be such a worrywart.
• Kim: they started playing this beyond industrial trash noise funk day and night. And then it happened to me.
• Angel to Demon Band: We're not the A and R guys. We're just here to kill you.
• Lorne to Angel: when did you start drinking so much blood?
• Angel to Sahjahn: So you and Lilah are in cahoots. Ethereal time-traveling demon... you're the screwball that brought Holtz back!
• Wes to Angel RE: Connor: You wanna say good-bye?
• Lorne to Angel: he's not taking the baby overnight. He's taking the baby away for good.
• Angel: He took my son!
• Holtz to Angel: I will take good care of him, as though he were my own son. He'll never even know you existed.

• Angel: I don't care why. All I care about now is getting my son back. Then I'll deal with those responsible.
• We're not going to ruin Cordelia's holiday. She'll be back soon...she'll have presents. For Connor. And he's gonna be here so she can give them to him.
• Lindwood: At last count the charges were kidnapping, assault and battery, attempted murder --
• The Girl In the White Room to Angel: But you don't want his essence in a jar. You want someone you can sink your teeth into.
• Lorne to Angel: Is this really how you wanna get Connor back?
• Gunn to Angel: Wes was trying to protect you. Same as we're doin' right now.
• Angel to Jusine: I'm not your boyfriend. Find somebody else to smack you around.
• Truck driver to Angel: I hurt those people. It's all my fault.
• Sahjahn: Oh, well. I don't like to brag but... read any good prophecies lately?
• Gunn to Angel: Need to get your indoors, man. We'll find him.
• Lorne to Angel: Maybe the way to start forgiving yourself is by starting to forgive Wes.
• Angel to Wes: I'll never forgive you, never... You're a dead man, Pryce! You hear me? Dead!

• Angel: When you live as long as I do, eventually you lose everyone.
• Cordelia: The last thing you need right now is someone saying that given time, things will get better. The hurt will go away. Because things won't get better. And the hurt's never gonna go away.
• Angel: Then I guess we better help him. We are not losing another member of this family.
• Angel: Double or nothing! We're gonna win Gunn's soul back.

• Groo: I beseech you to heed my words... Pomegranate Mist is the wrong color for this room.
• Spivey: Unless you want me to take my business someplace else...
• Cordy: Angel's feelings are the only ones I care about. He's my priority.
• Angel to Spivey: Okay, pal. You wanna put down the Big Gulp, nice and easy, or--
• Big ugly slug thing. Where'd it go?
• Angel: Longer we wait, the sooner that thing finds a way out of here. And I'm not gonna let that happen.
• Angel to Lorne: There's a price to pay. I know. There's always a price.
• Cordy to Groo: I-- I meant, work priority. Work. You see? You. You're my... other... stuff priority.
• All the lights?
• Gunn to Angel: All this is happening 'cause of you. What you did. This is your fault.
• Angel to Sluk-possesed-Fred: Why is this Destroyer after you?
• Angel: I'll keep 'em occupied. Slow 'em down as long as I can.
• Connor to Angel: Hi Dad.

• Angel: My god. It's you. Connor.
• personally I'm less worried about the 'how he grew up' than the 'why he came back.'
• Angel: Just keep following the trail. The minute it goes cold, let me know.
• Angel: it'll be dark soon. You two head back to the hotel.
• Sunny to Connor: Hmm, food, cash, a place to crash. I've had worse days. How about you?
• Connor to Angel: Come on, show me! Show me the face you used to kill my father's family.
• Tyke: I'm sorry. Did you say 'no need for violence?' You may wanna speak up, you see I don't hear so good any more!

• Angel: Connor's got to come back on his own.
• Angel to Cordelia: What if Connor doesn't come back?
• Angel to Connor: It could be kind of dangerous. There's a lot of killing and violence. You wanna come?
• Angel to Connor: it's good to know that you can handle yourself in a fight. It's good to know you can do that [smile] too.
• Cordelia to Angel: I was there. I saw the whole thing, you and your son together. It was beautiful.
• Lorne to Angel RE Cordelia: In my professional opinion? Well, Miss demon-y britches here gave that child some kind of 'soul colonic'.
• Connor to Angel: You speak as though you're my father. He said, we came back for a reason.
• Cordy to Angel: before you go we have to do that thing. That thing where I say 'are you sure you know what you're doing, Angel, please think about this'
• Holtz to Angel: I thought by depriving you of that son it would allow me some measure of justice. I was wrong.
• Holtz: Dear Steven, my only prayer is that I have prepared you well enough for whatever lies ahead.

• Cordy to Groo: So it's mock Mock-Na!
• Angel to Cordelia: See? I'm so out of touch. He's gonna hate me.
• Connor: Okay. We'll give it a try.
• Connor to Angel: I wanna learn to be like you.
• Angel: Is this kid a chip off the old block or what, huh?
• Groo to Cordelia: In my heart I have known the truth for some time.
• Connor to Linwood: Stay away from my father.
• Fred: Angel's *really* happy. But not perfectly happy, I hope! (poke, poke)
• Connor to Angel: Killing is to good for you. You don't get to die. You get to live - forever.

• Angel Vision 1: Freeze the moment, dad. It'll last forever.
• Angel Vision 2: I need you, Cordy.
• Angel Vision 3: What, Connor, no hug?
• Angel Vision 4: I'd take him out myself if I wasn't just a crappy hallucination
• Angel: so, how was your summer?

• cleaning out Cordelia's apartment
• Angel to Wes: as far as I'm concerned, we're okay again.
• Angel meets Dinza
• AI makes plans to steal the Axis of Pythia
• the break-in
• Lilah: I don't do errands. Unless they're evil errands.
• Angel to Gwenn: So you're a freak. Boo-hoo. So what?
• Angel: Cordy is already home. Where she belongs.

• Angel spies on Connor, Cordy spies on Angel
• Gunn: Now this is my kind of spiritual retreat!
• Lorne sings 'not easy being green' and 'lady marmelade'
• Gunn: Success makes you forget the little people
• Angel to Lornette: take a note to Lorne for me?
• Angel: This place was so much friendlier when the mob ran it
• Angel: I'm not here to play. What happend to the girl?
• Angel the slot-jockey
• Gunn to Angel: they jacked your destiny.
• Boss: take them on the 'desert tour'
• Cordelia: Who are you people?

• Cordelia: who are you people?
• Angel: you really are among friends
• Cordelia: I get it! You're all spies!
• Cordelia to Angel: were we together? a happy family?
• Angel: I think it's time we came clean. About everything.
• Lorne: Evil's coming, Angel, and it's planning on staying.
• Angel: we have to find Cordelia
• Wesley: Cordelia is with Connor
• Cordelia: Actually, I'd like to stay here. With Connor.
• Angel: they weren't after Cordy, they were after Lorne

• Lorne: I'm not a champion. I'm just a regular old karaoke-singing empath demon.
• Connor to Angel: I know. Cordy's always stealing the covers.
• Gunn: Girl kept me up all night. She's unstoppable.
• Fred's presentation
• Lilah to Angel: coming from you, idle threats are so... idle.
• Angel re-enacts the scene of the crime
• Angel: they talk about me in the chatty rooms?
• Fred: Seidel is gonna die.
• Gunn: And I'm asking her if she wants cocoa. Stupid!
• Angel: I'm holding your *head*!
• Gunn to Fred: If you kill him, I'm gonna lose you.
• Cordy to Angel: Were we in love?

• Angel to Cordy: All I know is that you are my dearest friend
• Cordy to Angel: Connor's 18. He's a mess.
• everyone loses their memory
• Vampires are real.
• Angel: I'm invisible! Or: I'm a vampire!
• Angel: You want a vampire, then? I guess I'm your man.
• Angel to Connor: oh, is your father a self-righteous bastard, too?
• Cordy: we were in love.

• Angel: we need to give Cordy some time to adjust
• Angel: are they giant demon snakes?
• Connor to Angel: Talk to Cordy. Please, dad.
• Cordy to Angel: I love you, I always will, but...
• Lilah to Angel: the enemy of my enemy... can kiss my ass too
• Gunn to Wesley: Go pool yourself. I'm gonna find my girlfriend.
• I hate to be the little demon that cried apocalypse nowish, but uh...
• Angel: Might wanna hold the gloat, chuckles. We're just getting started.

• I don't remember seeing Angel this down after a fight
• Cordy to Angel: We need to talk about Connor
• Gunn: Oh good, more bad news.
• Angel (RE: Wes & Gunn) I don't give a rat's ass about what's going between you two. Put it away!
• Angel to Connor: Zombies are slow-moving dimwitted things. *not* like me.
• zombies attack
• Angel: she sent us home.
• Angel to Cordy: take your new boyfriend, and get the hell out of here.

• Don't interrupt me, I'm brooding.
• Angel to Cordy: Skip to the end where you leave, and we don't talk about it
• Angel: Hi Gwen! Let's go do that super-hero thing.
• Gwen: more pathetic if it's a lie, or if it's the truth?
• You're Manjet? The last totem of the Ra-tet?
• What should we do with Manny?
• Gwen: Fred was ready to wear sackcloth & ashes for you. When did the landscape change?
• Cordelia: Maybe we should talk?
• Angel: Let's just focus on the guy trying to blot out the sun and point fingers later.
• Wesley: Fred & I think we can get rid of the Beast with a portal
• Connor: The Beast. It's upstairs.
• the Beast knows Angelus. ergo we need Angelus.

• Gunn: I'm starting to think maybe it's time we meet Angelus
• Fred: I'm not one to turn down a little pep, but I'd much prefer we had a plan.
• Angel to Wes: unleashing Angelus is the last thing we should do.
• Angel to Cordy: you think Angelus is smarter than me?
• Angel to Connor: If anything goes wrong with Angelus, you'll have to kill me
• Wo-Pang: Time to say goodbye
• Gunn: these jokers are walking around with the info about the Beast written on their asses
• Angel to Wes: And you wanted to turn me into Angelus by having an evil shaman cut off my head!
• Angel: Wood. Why'd it have to be wood?
• Wesley solves the riddle
• Cordy to Angel: I know I don't deserve forgiveness
• Connor: You don't know anything, Dad, except how to take things away from me.
• Angel: I'll come back. Cordelia, I promise. For you. But first, I gotta do this.
• Connor: Is this what it feels like, being a champion?
• Cordy ot Angel: haven't we waited long enough?

• Angelus to Wes: Foul rag-and-bone shop of the heart. That's where you live.
• Angelus: Not like your schoolgirl crush is a secret
• Angelus to Wes: Anyone ever call you a champion?
• Fred: That's ridiculous! it'd be like sleeping with your own...
• Angelus: Othello and Desdemona. My favorite couple.
• Connor: The truth is, Angel's just something that you're forced to wear. You're my real father.
• Cordy: What's a better ride than a mustang? Me.
• Angelus: the Beast had girl trouble. Thought I'd be able to help.
• Cordy: You're nobody, Angelus. Just a disease.

• Angelus to Gunn: I betcha Wes would never hit Fred.
• Angelus to Lilah: Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy!
• Angelus: the Beast has a boss
• Angelus to Gunn: for the first time in your life, you just weren't dark enough.
• Angelus: Except the part about banging Lilah. That kinda takes the shine off him.

• Angelus: Oh, geez, fellas—this isn't what it looks like.
• Angelus: where is the beast?
• Angelus to the Beast: What? You don't like lackey? Hmm. Or how about, uh, toady? Or lickspittle? Lickspittle's nice.
• Angelus: a slayer in town? not Buffy, it's the other one.
• Angelus: Aw, crap! You mean, killing the Beast really does bring back the sun?

• Mysterious Voice: Hello, Angelus. It's time we had that talk.
• Angelus: Nice try, Fred. You think about how close you came to stopping me when I'm slaughtering all your friends.
• Angelus to Faith: Can you get to me before I snap Wes' neck?
• Angelus: All right. What do you want me to do... (grits his teeth) master?
• Angelus to Faith: You're a murderer, an animal, and you enjoy it. Just like me.

• (Dream Flashback, Chicago, 1920s) Faith: Dude, you just rescued a puppy!
• (Dream Flashback, 1970s) Faith: Mandy, huh? Must kill you he's got a jones for the power-ballads.
• (Dream flashback, 1990s) Angelus: a poem: Faith goes gently into that good night
• Angelus: Hey! Anybody notice a battle with your alter-ego going on here?
• Connor to Angel: I'm pretty clear about what you need
• Faith to Angel: That vice is plenty versa
• Faith: See Brits know how to say goodbye. Angel here wanted a hug.
• Cordy: May want to save the 'worst is behind us' speech for later

• Cordy: My baby will be here soon, and then you'll all see
• Angel: Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop.
• Angel to Wes: I'm sorry for your loss
• Gwen: I need someone suave, a guy who can handle himself in a tight spot.
• Angel to Cordy: Yeah? I'm kinda creeped out myself
• Wesley: (translating, badly) I am not a bucket head.

• Cordevilia to Angel: On a scale of you to me, I'm pretty damn clever.
• Gunn: Guy steps out for a few hours, half the place goes super-villain.
• Angel to Wes: I care about what happened to Lilah because you did.
• Angel to Skip: so are you in on this, or are you a dupe?
• Skip: Cordelia was chosen to become a higher being because she's such a pure, radiant saint. Puh-lease!
• Fred: Angel's really gonna do it. He's gonna kill Cordelia.
• Angel: you think I want to kill Cordy? I don't have a choice!

• Jasmine to ComaCordy: thank you for protecting me and nourishing me.
• Angel: We don't want to kill her. We just want to find her so we can worship her.
• Jasmine: in the beginning, before the time of man...
• Jasmine to Fred: Now, what are we going to call me?
• Angel: I'ms o happy that you're here... but if I allow myself to feel that, Angelus could...
• dramatic decrease in southland murders
• Fred: When Jasmine's not around, I hurt
• Angel: Isn't it a relief? Constant questioning —- it's finally over.
• Fred: Don't come near me, or I'll kill Lorne!
• Angel: We have to kill Fred. There's no other way.

• Angel to Jasmine: How do you always know exactly what each person needs to hear
• Gunn: we were this close, but Fred pulled a Houdini
• Connor: Holtz trained me to track by tying me to a tree and running away.
• Jasmine to Fred, via passersby: There's nowhere to run, dear. My love is all around you.
• Fred to Angel: I'm sorry. I had to show you. I'm so sorry.
• Angel to Fred: Not a champion? Everything I see says different
• Angel: it's not like Cordelia will feel it, right?
• Lorne: Tonight, the role of Judas Iscariot will be played by Krevlorneswath of the Deathwok Clan

• Connor: I'm finally part of something! I bvelong! I won't let anyone ruin that!
• Gunn: That's right. It's the big, bad free will gang, gassin' up!
• Angel: Forget about Cordelia. We all have to now. We don't have a choice.
• Wesley: I miss the warmth and the knowing what's right
• Gunn: Tommy Golden's little brother? Randall? This punk stole my car when he was 12 years old.
• We're professional monster killers. Let's go get professional on this evil son-of-a-bitch's ass.
• the Bug Creature attacks
• Golden to Angel: You're one of them.
• Demon to Wes (aka Talky Meat): We loved her first!
• Wesley: Someone who knows the truth has to live through this. Angel, that's you.

• High Priest to Angel: The boy is what you're fighting for. But you're going to fail.
• Jasmine: Although a temple would be nice. Something massive and awe-inspiring, yet warm and nurturing
• Angel to Jasmine: The price was too high. Our fate has to be our own, or we're nothing.
• Angel: Connor's face was just blank, like he had nothing left.

• Angel to Buffy: this one of those things you have to finish yourself?

• Angel: I've got coverage of the whole thing

• Lilah: this is the offer of a lifetime. Just not, you know... mine.

• Caleb: Are you ready to finish this, bitch?
• Angel: I also brought you an amulet
• Buffy: I'm cookie dough

• Angel: before the limo ride's even over, you'll be corrupted
• Lorne: So it's an evil limo. I get that, but does that mean we don't restock the cherries?
• Lilah: Come on, Charlie. Let me show you around the chocolate factory.
• Angel to Lilah: I will never be a part of this. Not the way you're hoping.
• Connor to Angel: Do not say you're sorry! Doesn't fix anything.
• Angel: I already took the deal. Executive decision.

• Rescued Woman to Angel: You did this for publicity?
• Eve: The most powerful evil around has given a pivotal position over to its sworn enemies. You're not scared, are you?
• Angel: We're doing the right thing...right?
• Harmony: I'm the perfect assistant: I'm strong, I'm quick, I'm incredibly sycophantic—-if that means what that guy said
• Corbin Fries: If they bring in a conviction on me, bye-bye, California.
• Angel: Fries said 'drop the bomb'. We don't know what that means.
• Hauser: Traditionally, my unit handles the wet work. I mean *field* work.
• Angel: I have no problem spanking men.
• Knox: We've contained more plagues than we've ever designed. I'm not all about destruction here.
• Eve to Angel: hits you where you live, doesn't it? Man sticks a lethal virus inside his son...
• Harmony: the special ops team already left for the school.
• Hauser to Angel: You really think you can turn night into glorious day? You pathetic little fairy.
• Gunn: The man in the white room does a lot of scary things, but lying ain't one of them.
• Angel: meanwhile, we deal with whatever comes next. (poof, Spike appears)

• Spike: What the bloody hell is happening?!
• Spike to Angel: You! This is your fault.
• Spike to Angel: You're no more in control than I am.
• Angel: I'm meeting with Grox'lars?! They eat babies!
• Angel: Wolfram & Hart is under new management and out of the grave-robbing business.
• Angel: Knowing you'll be haunting me till the end of time? Hmm. It's a dream come true.
• Spike: Ol' buckets here was right. You guys are doing a bang-up job.
• Wes to Angel: Your style's not gonna cut it with a necromancer.
• Spike: I could drive you completely starkers, and you wouldn't be able to do a sodding thing about it.
• Angel to the Butler: We're... I'm from Wolfram & Hart.
• Spike to Angel: Uh-oh. Looks like it's buckets for you.
• Angel to Spike: Fair? You spent 3 weeks moaning in a basement, and then you were fine! What's fair about that?
• Hainsley: This isn't over, vampire.
• Spike: You've come to the right ghost
• Wesley: Letting Spike cross over seems the most merciful thing...
• Spike to Angel: I don't play for that side anymore, or haven't you heard?
• Spike to Angel: I'm glad it's you, though, finally doin' me in. Circle of death.
• Spike to Angel: Oh, come on. Had to get a few licks in, didn't I?
• Harmony: Preaching to the horse's mouth.

• Fred: Turns out running a company doesn't leave a lot of time for, you know, covert ops.
• Angel: Probably tried to control it for a while and just gave up.
• Angel: All I care about is the girl. Here on out, she's under my protection.
• Lorne: you're attacked by a werewolf, red light, green light, same diff.
• Angel to Spike: you know that whoosh thing you do?
• Angel: Hey, doggy. Come and get it.
• Nina to Angel: Don't tell me what you know. You didn't wake up and find out you're a monster.
• Royce: the first few transformation are the worst. They like familiar scents, images.
• Lorne to Angel: your punches are getting sloppy, and we've got the bruises to prove it.
• Fred: Spike. Has anyone seen him since he went poof?
• Crane: Shortly after moonrise, dinner will be served.
• Angel: We're just here to pick up a friend.
• Angel to Nina: if you separate yourself from the ones you love, the monster wins.
• Lorne: Just order the usual, Fredikins. Angel's buying!

• Fred to Angel: It's about doing what's right. Remember?
• Angel to Spike: You think any of it matters? You're going to hell. We both are.
• Spike to Angel: Never much cared for you, Liam, even when we were evil.
• Spike: Ghosts everywhere. The blighters are coming out of the woodwork!
• Spike to Fred: I wanted to thank you, pet. How you tried to help.
• Psychic: I call upon the guardian of souls, the keeper of the passage.
• Here it is. Matthias Pavayne, dark soul number 182
• Fred: it's going to require a massive surge of dark energy to catalyze the process.
• Gunn to Angel: Ix-nay on the og-day.
• Fred: Anything remotely spectral around here is about to get the tinglies.
• Pavayne: Decisions. The girl... or the flesh. There's no time for both.
• Angel to Pavayne: Congratulations. You get to live forever. Welcome to Hell.

• Lorne: Don't worry, I've pulled the big boy out of many a brood-fest.
• Eve to Angel: the door was open. Well, unlocked. Well... I had a key.
• Angel: OK, why does it look like we're having a party in here?
• Angel: Come on, what, do they think I'm throwing this thing so I can slaughter them?
• Lorne to Angel: This is something I can do. I believe it has a purpose that can help you, even if you don't.
• Sebassis: Well... in light of this amusing chat, I will come to the gala
• Angel: I'm busy. I'm brooding. My team is losing.
• Angel to Sebassis: And you look just— well, I don't have to tell you how awesome you look. You know how awesome you look!
• Angel to Eve: This seems a little sudden. I mean, do you even have a last name?
• Angel: And, Eve, you stay here with me, we'll have more sex.
• Sebassis: Dress yourself, Angel. You have a public execution to attend.
• Lorne: Wow, I must really hate myself.
• Harmony: Oh, my God! They shot Lorney-tunes.
• Eve to Angel: it's not like this is the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to U.C. Santa Cruz.
• Spike to Gunn: You pissed in the big man's chair? That's fantastic!
• Lorne: It's—it's hard. It's hard being the host of the party. Yeah.

• Angel to Gunn: I know, I'm just... I don't know, just feeling a bit... disconnected
• Spike: Didja hear? Angel attacked the old mail guy.
• Wesley: So whatever did this might still be close.
• Angel to Wes: You'll find it. Then we'll figure out a way to stop it. Then I'll stop it.
• Wes: Tezcatcatl was defeated by 5 heroes. Brothers. They were the champions of that time.
• NUMERO CINCO: only a fool would want to be a champion.
• Gunn: It's taking the hearts of heroes.
• Spike: If I was gonna kill something that was trying to take my heart, I'd try to bloody well take its heart first.
• Angel to Numero Cinco: I'm not the one in a mask standing in a cemetery in the middle of the night.
• Angel: Numero Cinco died a hero

• Emil (RE: Wesley): To think, I used to sell this guy collapsible swords!
• Angel to Wes: What the hell was Fred doing there in the first place?
• Eve to Angel: Or are you worried about the next time Wesley betrays you trying to do the right thing?
• Fred: ... the rest of the technology is so foreign to us.
• Angel: I didn't know your father was coming to visit, Wesley.
• Wesley: I find it hard to think straight when my father's around.
• Gunn: I'm thinking it's not a false alarm.
• Wesley: I've done everything you ever asked, and I've done it well.
• Angel to Wesley: You're the guy who makes all the hard decisions, even if you have to make 'em alone.

• (Londan 1880) Angelus to William: You and me, we're gonna be the best of friends.
• Spike: I'm back, Charlie boy! That's what's going!
• Spike to Harmony: that's a very pretty skirt you're wearing
• (London 1880) William to Angelus: Drusilla is my destiny
• Eve: Upshot is we've got trouble with a capital T, and that rhymes with P, and that stands for prophecy.
• Lorne: Before I could get to, What's wrong with this picture? He clocks me right in the coconut.
• Eve to Spike & Angel: This town might not be big enough for the both of you.
• Sirk: Read the prophecy! You may as well have read a 12-year-old's book report on the subject.
• Spike: All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares.
• Angel to Spike: Talk to me after you've saved the world a couple more times.
• (London 1880) Drusilla: Did you miss me, pretty William?
• Spike to Angel: I fought for my soul. 'Cause I knew it was the right thing to do. It's my destiny.
• Spike to Angel: Traded in your cape and tights for a nice comfy chair at Wolfram & bloody Hart.
• (London 1880) Angelus to William: There's no belonging or deserving anymore. You can take what you want, but nothing is yours.
• Spike to Angel: Drusilla sired me... but you... you made me a monster.
• Angel to Spike: Do you even really want it? Or is it that you just want to take something away from me?
• Angel: Sirk's gone. The cup's a fake, but the madness is real.
• Eve: Senior Partners managed to temporarily stabilize the universal equilibrium.
• Angel to Gunn: Doesn't matter if the cup is real or not. In the end, Spike was stronger. He wanted it more.

• Announcer: go ahead, relax, and enjoy your new Wolfram & Hart family.
• Angel to Harmony: My clicks are all wrong. You figure out the catering for tomorrow?
• Angel to Harmony: Called a zero tolerance policy, not a maybe this once policy. Nobody in this office gets away with murder
• Spike to Angel: I thought I'd push off, seeing as how I got somebody waiting for me.
• Fred: You're saying this whole thing started over a fork faux pas?
• Office Girl to Harmony: Mr. Wyndam-Pryce? Everyone knows he's—- muffins!
• Angel: Harmony! Do you wanna explain the camel in my lobby?
• Harmony: OK. It's all peachy. Just get through the day and I'm home...
• Gunn: The whore man is a novice in your tongue and makes foolish errors. We make fun of him, yes?
• Gunn: Seems it's bad luck to get things going before we cough up a little eye for an eye.
• Tamika to Harmony: When Mr. Angel hears that I saved him, you job will be mine by the end of the day.
• Harmony to Angel: OK, I made some bad choices. I mean, it's not like I have a soul. I have to try a lot harder.

• Dream: Spike to Angel: All your life's been a lie.
• Gunn to Wes: My plan to remove the evil warlock? We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass.
• Dream: Wesley to Angel: Finally coming to grips with the truth... that you're irrelevant.
• Dream: Fred to Angel: I can't seem to find anything wrong with you. I mean... except that you're empty. Just a shell.
• Dream: Buffy to Angel: Can you say jumping the gun? I killed my goldfish.
• Dream: Fred: Spike, you single-handedly ended Armageddon and turned the world into a beautiful, happily-ever-after, candy mountain place where all our dreams come true.
• Dream: Lorne to Angel: Everything hurts, and then we die. Or in your case, everything hurts and then you go on and on and on and on
• Dream: Wes to Angel: You can stay as long as you like. Stay forever.
• Angel to Eve: What do you think the partners'll do to you after they find out about your little extracurricular activities?

• Gunn to Angel: Move against Eve without solid proof and it could end in a long, bloody fight.
• Spike to Angel: Heard one of the simples went for a stroll. Didn't get the memo? Hero of the people now.
• Angel: Dana's not speaking gibberish on the tapes. It's Romanian.
• Spike to Dana: What say we have a nice, quiet chat... about mistreating little girls... demon to demon.
• Andrew: Spike? It's really you! you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever!
• Andrew: 6 months ago, Buffy, Vampyr Slayer extraordinaire, had her lesbian witch make with the beaucoup de magie. All the potentials became slayers.
• Spike to Angel: you should let it go, mate. It's startin' to make you look old.
• Angel: Witnesses say it was like she was looking for something. We have to figure out what.
• Hardwood floors. Central air. Real Charmer. Of course, the walls *do* scream with the blood of the innocent.
• Angel: Search her files, talk to the contacts, raise the dead. Start crackin' the whip!
• Angel: Lorne, any luck with the psychics on this place?
• Spike to Dana: I've done my share of bad, but you're not one of 'em. It's someone else.
• Andrew to Angel: Check with Buffy? Where do you think my orders came from? News flash! Nobody in our camp trusts you anymore. *Nobody*.
• Spike to Angel: I liked the rush. I liked the crunch. Never did look back at the victims.

• Angel: I can't do this anymore. I quit.
• Cordy: Yeah. It's me.
• Angel to Cordy: See? It's just an office. Nothing scary popping out at you.
• everybody says 'hi' to Cordy
• Cordy to Angel: You've made a deal with the devil.
• Cordy: Doyle knew what he had to do. Used his last breath to make sure you'd keep fighting. I get that now.
• Spike RE biting Cordy: It was a taste test, you git. I needed to know if what my source said is true.
• Eve: I don't know what it is, exactly, but the failsafe is huge and alive... and specifically designed to destroy you.
• Spike: Come on, lads. No need to be gentle. We're all dead men here.
• Lindsey to Angel: Who is this? I came to fight the vampire with a soul. Guess you shouldn't have sold it, huh?
• Eve: And here I am thinking revenge.
• Fred: We should all go get a drink. We haven't done that in...ever.
• Angel to Cordelia: Thank you.

• Angel: It can wait till morning. Eve's vanished. Let's end on a high note.
• New York City, 1943: You ever considered joinin' the war effort, Angel?
• Submarine, 1943: Lawson to Angel: You wanna tell me how a man gets 400 feet down without so much as a dive suit?
• Submarine, 1943: Spike: Sneaky bastards, the S.S.. Don't ever go to a free virgin blood party.
• Angel to Lawson: You'd be amazed how many people break into this building on a regular basis.
• Submarine, 1943: Angel: Lawson, Spike. The Prince of Lies. Put 'em to work if you need 'em.
• Submarine, 1943: Lawson to Angel: There's a difference between orders... and purpose, sir.
• Lawson to Angel: would I really come in here unarmed without an ace in the hole?
• Submarine, 1943: Spike to Angel: When am I gonna get a turn? I'm playing nice with the anchovies, like you asked.
• Submarine, 1943: Prince of Lies to German captive: I will suck the brain from your skull and digest your thoughts like a sour pudding!
• Submarine, 1943: Lawson to Spike: They're trying to create an army... out of things like you.
• Submarine, 1943: Angel: Angel Never... liked... the ocean.
• Submarine, 1943: Lawson: Ah, screwdriver. Where the hell's the screwdriver?
• Submarine, 1943: Spike: That one on the end looks like he's done for. Be a blessing to put him out of his misery.
• Submarine, 1943: Lawson: They swore to give their lives for their country... just like me. Besides, I'm hungry.
• Lawson to Angel: I'm nothin'... because of you. Come on, chief. Give me a mission.
• Spike to Angel: So sailor boy finally came back for a yo-ho-ho, did he?

• Nina to Angel: Anyway, I was thinking... I mean... What are you doing for breakfast tomorrow?
• Angel to Wes: Oh, God. The ladies are right. Nina's down there right now, turning into a werewolf and liking me.
• Lorne to Angel: Nina definitely wants a piece of Angel cake.
• Angel: I met this guy with a towel over his head, and something exploded! I woke up like this.
• Nina to Angel: Are you under your desk?
• Spike to Angel: You're a wee, little puppet man!
• Angel to Nina: my nose comes off.
• Lorne to Angel: My little prince! What did they do to you?
• Angel to Polo: I got a lot of demon in me.
• Angel to Nina: What are you doing for breakfast?

• Spike to Angel: I—I'm shocked, *shocked* that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.
• Spike to Wes: Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
• Spike to Angel: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?
• Fred: It's my boys.
• I'll say it anyway. Winifred Burkle. Go.
• Eve: I wanna help. I swear to you. I've got nothing against Fred.
• Angel: Come on. Let's save the day.
• Angel to Spike: Can't lose her, Spike.
• Drogyn: If we bring the sarcophagus back to the well, it will draw Illyria out of your friend...and into every single person between here and there.

• Spike to Angel: Thousands would have died if we'd saved her.
• Knox: Fred was the most beautiful, perfect woman I ever met. That's why I chose her. She's the only one that was worthy.
• Gunn: The sarcophagus was stuck in customs and it should have stayed there, but someone got it out.
• Angel: Giles, this is an emergency. No. No, I'm not going— Don't put me on hold.
• Illyria: 2 half-breeds and a band of primitives. Is this all that challenges me now?
• Angel: Great. She's super strong and she can alter time.
• Angel to Spike: I lost Cordelia because some thing violated her. No way in hell am I letting that happen again!
• Angel to Wes: I don't remember seeing 'Stab Gunn' on the agenda this morning!
• Her army of doom? There's a shock.
• Illyria: You're too late. My army will rise. This world will be mine once again.
• Spike to Angel: Fred gave her life for it. The least I can do is give what's left of mine.

• Angel to Spike: Forget it. You know what? This isn't a meeting. This is you being annoying.
• Spike to Eve: Trapped like a... Rat? Snake? Beady little rat snake?
• Angel: Harmony! Call security, put 'em on red alert. Nobody gets in this building without clearance from me.
• Angel to Gunn: For the rest of your life, it should wake you up in the middle of the night. And it will...because you're a good man.
• Eve: Lindsey's dedicated years of his life to the study of the senior partners. No one knows more about them than he does
• Angel: I don't care if he's in toy poodles on parade hell. Lindsey's got information that we need.
• Spike: What, you never heard of Knight Rider? The Knight Industries 2000? K.I.T.T.? Never mind.
• to Lindsey: Nuts and bolts, you're in hell. We've come to break you out.
• Gunn: You don't make the rules here. Wolfram & Hart does. If one leaves, one has to stay. A void is impossible.
• Hamilton: sorry for the intrusion. I'm Marcus Hamilton, your new liaison to the senior partners.
• Lindsey: The war's here, Angel. And you're already 2 soldiers down.

• Angel to Wes: When was the last time you slept? You're not her savior. Fred's dead, Wes. You're still alive. Start acting like it.
• Wes to Angel: The Reillys need to talk about some issues regarding Connor here, and I thought we could--
• Angel to Wes: We know what this place does to good people.
• Hamilton to Angel: Things run differently now. I'm not a little girl. You and I won't be making love on this couch any time soon.
• Sahjahn to Connor: These prophecies are turning out to be pretty overrated. I gotta tell you, kid, you're making a good case for the whole concept of free will.

• Wesley to Angel: I wouldn't presume to know what Illyria wants. But I understand the resource, the power she represents.
• Illyria to Spike: This shell... you had affection for it, for Fred. Yet you strike at her form without sentiment.
• Angel to Spike: We're not testing her, Spike. She's testing us.
• Lorne to Gunn: Oh, God, don't go in Wes' office! That's where he keeps his full-strength crazy.
• Spike: OK, the upshot is you don't like Babe the Blue Ox in your house, and you want to get rid of her.
• Gunn to Angel: I turned Hamilton down. Not into making deals. Not anymore.
• Illyria to Wes: You tried to murder me. I was there. I saw it.
• Amanda: their entire nation believes my child is their next, you know, like the Dalai Lama. They're gonna worship him.
• Gunn to Angel: Is that all we're doing here--just hiding the horror?
• Gunn: And on the eve of his 13th year, he will be prepared for the rites of Gordabach.
• Illyria to Angel: Ridiculous apes. My death won't prevent your dying. What have you done to me?!
• Spike & Wes to Angel: We're thinking that Illyria cracked her engine block and now she's leakin' petrol all over the building.
• Illyria to Angel: You weren't here before. An aberration in the time line. It wasn't like this
• Wesley: Illyria, this device will draw the energy away from you safely. It will allow you to live.
• Angel to Wes: Wes... I don't like where this is going. I don't like where this has been.
• Angel: Gunn. The baby belongs to the Fell.

• Gunn: this is a delicate matter that needs to be handled with a lot of finesse.
• Spike to Angel: What? You don't think I'm gonna let you traipse off to Italy without me, do you?
• Angel to Spike: Look, we have to work together on this to stop The Immortal and save Buffy. Oh, and pick up that demon body thingy.
• (1894, Italy) His benevolence The Immortal wishes to convey his regrets at having detained you
• Andrew: Wait. Uh, you didn't know Buffy and the Immortal are...together?
• (1894, Italy) Darla to Angelus: Darling. It was just fornication. Really *great* fornication.
• Angel: Buffy'd never fall for a centuries-old guy with a dark past who may or may not be evil.
• When a Goran demon becomes heavy with the age, his head-a sag and drop off like a ripe-a fig.
• Angel to Andrew: Is Buffy home yet?
• Bartender: Ah, si. Si. The Immortal's new ragazza. They come, while ago.
• W&H CEO Ilona: The two of you are so precious! But no! This is a civilized country. Grazie. Prego. Kiss-kiss.
• Oh, look. The Americans are relying on violence to solve their problems. What a surprise.
• Grazie, prego, ka-boom.
• Angel: meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
• Spike: Can't we just... lock her away in a box where no one can ever touch her? You know? Like we did with Pavayne?

• Nina to Angel: You're not perfectly happy, are you? 'Cause I've got my wooden stake right here.
• Hamilton: Angel, I'd like you to meet Senator Brucker.
• Angel to Wes: Well, you know, we can't save everybody, and we can't sweat the small stuff.
• Gunn to the Senator: Look, I don't care what kind of services you were used to getting with this firm, but Holland Manners doesn't live here anymore.
• Izzy to Angel: You're really comin' through, big guy. There's a real buzz about you.
• Angel: Actually, Wes, Hamilton and I are kind of in the middle of something. Why don't you try me later?
• Angel: There is one thing in this business, in this apocalypse that we call a world that matters: Power.
• Nina to Angel: I'll go. Why on Earth would I stay?
• Welcome to the fold, Angel
• Angel: We can't bring down the senior partners, but for one bright, shining moment, we can show them that they don't own us.

• we're all one big happy Manson family.
• Sebassis: Then you won't mind signing that pesky future away. Through that document, the prophecy can be undone.
• Harmony to Angel: I'm your assistant, after all. I could, I don't know... assist you or something.
• Lindsey to Angel: I got the Cliff Notes--honor and humanity. So here's the plot twist... I'm in.
• Angel: We're killing them all tonight.
• Connor: I know you're my father.
• game plan
• Angel to Harmony: You betrayed me. You are betraying me now, even as we are talking.
• Hamilton: Let me say this as clearly as I can. You cannot beat me. I am a part of them. The Wolf, Ram, and Hart.
• Angel: Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.