Summary: Parody of The Twelve Days Of Christmas.
I thought she
deserved it. <g>
Rating: PG/PG13 (slight gore)
Disclaimer: Joss made Dru. Brilliant man.
For Karen.
by: Amy
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On the first day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me,
A Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the second day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the third day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me,
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the fourth day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me,
Four spiked-through Watchers,
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the fifth day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me
Five eyeless dolls!
Four spiked-through Watchers
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the sixth day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me
Six children screaming,
Five eyeless dolls!
Four spiked-through Watchers
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the seventh day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me
Seven birds a'dying
Six children screaming,
Five eyeless dolls!
Four spiked-through Watcher's
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the eighth day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me
Eight hearts a'beating,
Seven bird a'dying,
Six children screaming,
Five eyeless dolls!
Four spiked-through Watchers,
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the ninth day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me
Nine headless kitties
Eight hearts a'beating,
Seven birds a'dying
Six children screaming,
Five eyeless dolls!
Four spiked-through Watcher's,
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the tenth day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me,
Ten Slayer helpers,
Nine headless kitties,
Eight hearts a'beating
Seven birds a'dying
Six children screaming,
Five eyeless dolls!
Four spiked-through Watchers,
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the eleventh day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me
Eleven tears from Daddy
Ten Slayer helpers,
Nine headless kitties,
Eight hearts a'beating,
Seven bird a'dying,
Six children screaming,
Five eyeless dolls!
Four spiked-through Watcher's,
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree.
On the twelfth day of Drusilla, my true love gave to me,
Twelve gruesome visions,
Eleven tears from Daddy,
Ten Slayer helpers,
Nine headless kitties,
Eight hearts a'beating,
Seven bird a'dying,
Six children screaming,
Five eyeless dolls!
Four spiked-through Watcher's,
Three French maids,
Two Willow vamps and
a Slayer hanging from a pine tree!