You know you are obsessed with BtVS when...
1. You write Buffy fanfiction all the time, except at night when you go patrolling (who doesn't?).
2. You can't tell Buffyworld from the real world.
3. You have a secret chest full of stakes, crosses, crossbows, and holy water.
4. You tape ever single episode of Buffy and buy reserves. (just in case)
5. Worse: you keep them all in a fire-proof safe.
6. You tell people to call you Buffy and don't answer to anything else.
7. When you miss an episode you cry.
8. You watch old re-runs when you should be doing other things (i.e. homework, being at school)
9. Your bedroom is a shrine to the show.
10. You make one of these lists.
11. You cry and wear black clothes for a week when a minor character dies.
12. You have a website dedicated to the show.
13. Worse: you have several.
14. While watching Buffy, you say the important lines before the cast speaks.
15. You watch a whole season (22 episodes) of Buffy in one week.
16. You collect pictures from the Web of every Buffy character.
17. While watching reruns of Buffy with friends, you briefly stop the tape to talk about the episode.
18. You have all of the episodes taped, have the sleeves labeled and color coded as to season, also have a ledger with episode descriptions for fast reference.