Slayer Speak
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave, Live. For me. -The Gift
When you kiss me, I want to die.- Angel
I'm 16 years old. I dont want to die. -Prophecy Girl
Do the words 'sealed' and 'fate' mean anything to you Will? Why go there? -What's my Line
I'm a freak.- What's My Line
I've lost friends tonight and I may lose more. Now if you have information worth hearing I am greatful for it. If you wanna crack jokes I will pluck out your ribcage and wear it as a hat. -Becoming
They show up, they scare us, I beat them up, they leave.
I think I speak for everyone here when I say 'huh?'
You know what I think about. Ambush tactics. Beheading. Not the kind of stuff dreams are made of. -Halloween
Spike Style
You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'till it kills you both.You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'till it makes you quiver. But you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work it's will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it. -Lover's Walk
Got to hand it to you Goldilocks, you got bleedin' tragic taste in men. Got a cousin, married to a regurgitating Frovlak demon, has better instincs than you. - Goodbye Iowa
I'm saying Spike's had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore. I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people. -Pangs
That bitch is gonna see a change.- Two To Go
Xanderisms
For I am Xander, king of cretins, may all lesser cretins bow before me!
Cavalry's here; cavalry's a frightened guy with a rock, but it's here. -Becoming
Man, Buffy. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I've got to get me a life!- Killed By Death
The first day in kindergarten you cried because you broke the yellow crayon and you were too scared to tell anyone. But the thing is, yeah, I love you. I love crayon-breaky Willow and scary veiny Willow.
Anya Episodes
Shouldn't somebody be saying, 'are we there yet?' Isn't that what small irritating children do? -Spiral
You're referencing literature I have no way to be familiar with. You're trying to make me feel left out, and you're stealing! -Triangle
When do we get a car? And a boat? No wait, I don't mean a boat, I mean a child. I have a list somewhere.
Cordelia Quotes
Buffy! We're like sisters! With really different hair. -Reptile Boy
Buffy, these men are rich, and I'm not being selfish. Think of all the people I could help with that money. -Reptile Boy
Time out, Xand. I mean, put yourself in Buffy's shoes for a minute. I'm Buffy- freak of nature, right? Naturally I pick a freak for a boyfriend, then he's Mister Killing Spree, which is pretty much my fault, and...
I just dont see why everyone is always ragging on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good. People dont appreciate that kind of effort.
Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.
Don't wear black, silk, chiffon, or spandex- those are my trademarks. -Reptile Boy
I think I've lost the will to cheerlead.
I was so busy REALLY LISTENING that I didn't hear much. -Reptile Boy
Willow Witicisms
Our friends are in trouble. Now we have to put our heads together and get them out of it. And if you two aren't with me one hundred and ten percent the GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIBRARY.
You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one. -Primeval
It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I mean I'm so evil and skanky and I think I'm kind of gay. -Doppelgangland
Well we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement. Don't get killed. -Anne
Uh oh, daddy's home. I'm in wicked trouble now. -Two To Go
Now I get to be the slayer. -Two To Go
No mortal person has ever had this much power. -Grave
And there's no-one in the world that has the power to stop me now. -Two To Go
You know what, Buffy, I get it now. Being the slayer, it's not about the violence. It's about the power. -Two To Go
Oz's Two Cents
E flat diminish 9th. The E flat is doable but it's the diminish 9th, it's a man's chord. Now you could lose a finger.
Look, an arm.
Well, I sort of test well. Which is cool, except it leads to jobs.
Well sometimes, when I'm sitting in class, not thinking about class coz that would never happen, I think about kissing you and it's like 'freeze frame, Willow kissage'. But I'm not gonna kiss you.
Did everyone just see that guy turn to dust?
Xander: Vampires are real, a lot of them live in Sunnydale, Willow'll fill you in.
Willow: I know it seems hard to accept at first-
Actually, it explains a lot.
So I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it actually.
Willow: Well if it help at all, I'm gonna say yes.
Yeah, it helps. It creates a comfort zone. So d'you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?
Willow: Y- oh I can't!
Well, I wasn't expecting that.