“The Parking Ticket”

Woman:
I've being having a bad bad day
Come on
won't you put that pad away
I'm asking you please no
it isn't right
it isn't fair
there was no parking anywhere
I think that
hydrant wasn't there
Why can't you let it go?
I think I've paid more than my share
I'm just a poor girl going bare
I'm not wearing underwear...