Invisible Girl Quotes

Cordelia: I just love springtime.
Cut to the halls. Cordelia has her arms around her current boyfriend
Cordelia: Me and bright spring fashions!
Mitch: Spring training.
Cordelia: Me at the end of school dance.
Harmony: The end of school.
Cordelia: Definitely. My favorite time of year. I am, of course, having my dress specially made. Off the rack gives me hives.
Mitch: Lemme guess: blue, like your eyes!
Cordelia: My eyes are hazel, Helen Keller.
 
Ms. Miller: But has Shylock suffered? What's his place in Venice society?
Willow: Well, everyone looked down on him.
Cordelia: That is such a twinkie defense. Shylock should get over himself. People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of *my* life, and she's trying to make it about *her* leg! Like *my* pain meant nothing.
Ms. Miller: Well, Cordelia's raised an interesting point here. Which we'll pursue at a later time.
 
Xander: So, what's Cordelia up to?
Buffy: Bribery. She's desperate to be May Queen.
Xander: Cordelia, man, she does love titles!
 
Xander: Yeah, what kind of moron would wanna be May Queen anyway?
Buffy: I was.
Xander: You what?
Buffy: At my old school.
Xander: Oh! So the, uh, *good* kind of moron would do that. The, uh, non-moron, I mean.
Buffy: Well, we didn't call it 'May Queen', but we had the coronation, and the dance, and all that stuff. It was nice.
Xander: Well, you know, you don't need that anymore. You got us!
 
Willow: If it's a ghost, then we're talking about a dead kid.
Buffy: I guess so. You know, why don't you compile a list of dead or missing kids? It's probably a good place to start.
Giles: And, uh, I'll research all the possibilities, ghosts included.
But, uh, Xander, if you're not doing anything, would you like to help me?
Xander: What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?
 
Harmony: Ow!
Snyder: Don't sue.
 
Buffy: Giles, have you ever touched a ghost?
Giles: Uh, no. From what I've heard, uh, having a, a ghost pass through you is a singular experience. It's a, it's a rather, uh, cold amorphous feeling. It makes your hair stand on end.
Buffy: You see, that's my problem. I touched the thing, but it didn't go through me. It bumped into me. And it wasn't cold.
Xander: So, we're talking about what, an invisible person?
Buffy: A girl. She laughed.
Giles: A girl on campus with the ability to become invisible.
Xander: That is so cool!
 
Giles: A vampire casts no reflection.
Angel: Don't worry. I'm not here to eat.
Giles: Buffy told me you don't feed from humans anymore.
Angel: Not for a long while.
Giles: Is that why you're here? To see her?
Angel: I can't. It's, uh... It's too hard for me to be around her.
Giles: A vampire in love with a Slayer! It's rather poetic! In a maudlin sort of way.
 
Giles: I-I've studied all the extant volumes, of course. But the, uh, most salient books of Slayer prophecy have been lost. The Tiberius Manifesto, the Pergamum Codex...
Angel: The Codex?
Giles: It's reputed to have contained the most complete prophecies about the Slayer's role in the end years. Unfortunately, the book was lost in the 15th century.
Angel: Not lost. Misplaced. I can get it.
 
Giles: There's an... invisible girl terrorizing the school.
Angel: That's not really my area of expertise.
Giles: Nor mine, I'm afraid. Uh, it's fascinating, though. By all accounts it's a, a... a wonderful power to possess.
Angel: Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror everyday and seeing nothing there. It's an overrated pleasure.
 
Willow: Oh, my God! 'Have a nice summer. Have a nice summer.' This girl had no friends at all.
Giles: Uh, once again I teeter at the precipice of the generation gap.
Buffy: 'Have a nice summer' is what you write when you have nothing to say.
Xander: It's the kiss of death.
 
Cordelia: Nothing is keeping me from the Bronze tonight!
Xander: Uh, can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?
Cordelia: If I'm not crowned tonight then, then Marcie's won! And that would be bad. She's evil, okay? Way eviler than me.
 
Buffy: You know what you were saying before? I understand. Somehow it doesn't seem to matter how popular you are when...
Cordelia: You were popular? In what alternate universe?
Buffy: In L.A. Th-the point is, I did sort of feel like something was missing.
Cordelia: Is that when you became weird and got kicked out?
Buffy: Okay. Can we have the heartfelt talk with a little less talkfrom you? Cordelia?

Cordelia: I can't feel my face!
Buffy: What do you mean?
Cordelia: My face. My face is numb. What is she doing?
Buffy: I don't know.
 
Marcie: You should be grateful. I mean, people who pass you in the street are gonna remember you for the rest of their lives.
Marcie: Children are gonna dream about you. And every one of your, your friends who comes to the coronation tonight will take the sight of the May Queen to their graves.
Cordelia: Wait!
Marcie: No, we really have to get started. The local anesthetic's gonna wear off soon, and I don't want you to faint. It's less fun if you're not awake.
 
Willow: I'm up, mom.
Xander: Hi! What do you want?
Angel: I brought you the Codex. I came in through the basement. I smelled the gas.
Giles: Yes, w-w-well shut it off, otherwise, uh, the whole building will go up!
Angel: I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen.
 
Buffy: This isn't the first time this has happened, is it? It's happened at other schools.
Manetti: We're not at liberty to discuss that.
Doyle: It would be best for you to forget this whole incident.
Buffy: Do you know that you guys are very creepy?
Doyle: Thank you for your help.
Manetti: Oh, and, uh... have a nice day.
 
Cordelia: Look, um, I didn't get a chance to say anything yesterday with the coronation and everything... but, um, I guess I just wanted to say thank you, all of you.
Xander: That's funny, 'cause she *looks* like Cordelia.
Cordelia: You really helped me out yesterday, and you didn't have to. So, thank you.