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Last week we asked, "Willow and....?" The results....

Tara - 43.6%
Oz - 42.2%
Xander - 5.9%
Kennedy - 3.6%
The eggs that look like boobs. - 3.1%
Other (comment) - 1.6%

Total votes: 580

Tara barely wins it. Oz only loses by 1.4%. Impressive. The Eggs didn't get much love. What did you have to say?

"Definitely Willow and Tara....NOOO Kennedy!!!"
- SunyStone

"Poor, poor Kennedy. At the moment the girl is barely ahead of the eggs. Feh, I voted for the eggs."
- Blue Rose

"While I love Tara and much prefer her relationship with Willow to the Kennedy nightmare, I have to go with my boy Oz. I loved them together from the very beginning. He saw the beauty "behind the eskimo". And the whole Animal Cracker scene...priceless!"
- Christi

"Hell, her cute ass needs to be with me. For that matter we need to add Buffy and Wes too."
- brittany

"Oh, the eggs. Alyson Hannigan plays Willow, a widowed witch, and a pair of eggs (which happen to look like boobs) with an 8 year-old son in Seattle. On Christmas Eve, The Eggs' son Jonah calls a phone-in radio show, saying that his dads need a new wife. The eggs come onto the phone, and starts talking about how much they loved their wife. Meanwhile,Willow is listening to the show, falling in love with the eggs over the radio, despite being engaged. Other popular actors in this film include Rosie O'Donnell, Bill Pullman, David Hyde Pierce, and Victor Garber."
- Dust

Matt: I need to hire this guy.

"I voted Tara and I think I would have done so even if I did not have a crush on Amber. But just to mix things up I will say: darn but preTara-Willow and Chipped Spike could have made a hot pair with the proper story line. A vamp who wanted to return to big bad and a Wiccan going down the wrong trail."
- Fogey

"Willow was beautiful with Tara, but I did not vote that way because I never entirely accepted Willow as gay; it's not something that suddenly occurs to you when you're 20- she had always identified herself hetero. After too much thought, I voted for Xander. They never had their chance- they would have been glorious together. And as Xander had dated nothing besides demons, a witch would have been something completely new!"
- Life's A Show

"ME! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Man....I'm SO original!!!"
- Swordsman

"Ugh! Couldn't decide between Oz and Tara so BOTH. As soon as Oz gets over his hang-ups and realizes he could be part of a threesome, he will be all over that. He is a guy, wereguy or not."
- Dusty

"There actually wasn't a Willow ship I didn't love, with the possible exception of Kennedy (though I gotta say...that scene in Touched...*runs to take a cold shower*)."
- fat tony

"OZ! There is no one else for Willow! Her soul mate was Oz. Ok, it's my opinion and you all have the right to be wrong (with choosing Tara)! *WEG* But they connected on screen so well and fit together like a missing puzzle piece. Tara, ugh! Like the character ok, but not with Willow! Oz was THE man for Willow!"
- Jkirch

"As much as I love Oz, and as much as I enjoyed the Willow/Oz relationship, Tara is her soulmate. I think they made that clear on the show, and I wouldn't want her to settle for anything less. But I guess she'll have to. *sigh*"
- jojo

"Why does everyone like Tara so much?! I thought she was nice, but I liked Willow and Oz the best even though I voted for Xander. I dunno. I think she was going gay while dating Oz. Anyone notice her sexual tension kinda leave - like in the Halloween episode w/Oz (the second one, she looked manly). Anywayz, I liked Willow better when she was straight."
- E

"Oz, I thought they were the best together.Tara was great and all but sometimes her relationship with Willow came off as really cheesy, a lot of the dialogue between the two just made me roll my eyes and miss Oz even more."
- Nick

"Willow and.....Miss Piggy(Seasame Street). DUH! It's a match made in heaven!"
- sabarendt

"Willow, Wes, and Fred in a menajatwa ...damn the french and their fancy spelling... you know, a three way! *wink wink* Who ever, please, no more tongue piercings!"
- PK

"Has to be! This is the match made in heaven. I think WIllow and Tara were the finest representation of romantic love evers shown on television. To this day, I grieve the loss of Tara and hope that Joss will finally bring them back together in the future."
- flipper

Matt: finest representation of romantic love - Eww. What are we - in a paperback novel? Who talks like that - honestly?

"I think that Willow was better with Oz, not that being gay is a bad thing but I just thought that their relationship was more right and more romanatic."
- charmaine duke

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- Matt