Sorry about the delay hellhounds, but our beloved Poobah has up and gone missing! I have been searching for days after the cryptic message he left on Sunday's update. But don't worry, I am hot on his trail.

CURRENT CLUES:
-Matt was seen purchasing a bulk supply of condoms at a local drug store. 
-Matt's writing monkey is still being fed.
-I received a call yesterday from someone claiming to be Matt, he said he would be back by Saturday, and not to come looking for him, strangely when I traced the call the number was listed under a T. Murdock... Why does that sound familiar?

That's it for today, I will give you some news, and maybe more tomorrow afternoon. If you have sent Matt anything to post since Sunday, or have something new to send until he gets back,  please resend it to ehendrix@blkswan.com.


- Eric