The first Rant in 2 months is up now! CLICK HERE to check out "The RETURN of THE RANT (Or How I spent my summer vacation)".

- Matt

Massive update today. No time for shits and giggles...for now.

Oh, ok...

*shits and giggles* Happy?

Whilst thou Chew? -

Site Poop: The Spin Zone - a new HMC board gossip rag for the Hellhounds, written by Sprook.
Multimedia: Gallery - Amy Acker pics. Thanks to Aeryn.
News and Info: News Bites.
News and Info: Upcoming Episodes.

Poll me -

Last week we asked, "Site Poll: Do you want to see the return of THE RANT?"

Yes! I really do. - 39.0%
What the hell is the RANT? - 33.6%
I don't care. Do whatever. - 17.8%
No...move on. - 9.0%
Other (comment) - 0.6%

Total votes: 354

A nice pathetic number of votes there. You mean to tell me 34% don't even know what the rant is? Come on people! Let's see your comments...

"I miss the features -wallpapers, fanart etc."
- eva

Matt: If you miss wallpapers and fan art, maybe you should actually click the multimedia link and go look at them?

"RANT RANT RANT! I mean, c'mon, how else are we going to live up to google's review of the site?" - Fiatlux

"I love rants, but what will you rant? Movies, Music, other TV shows? Or old Buffy/Angel episodes?"
- atuin

Matt: I guess anything we want. Except for reality TV. We're evil to our fans, but not THAT evil.

"Isn't THE RANT when those two whiny bitches from that website act like gay lovers and disguise it as a review of an episode? No. Don't think I'll be too heart broken if I don't see that again."
- milesfrom730

"I enjoyed reading the rant. However, I liked it best when it was just Matt giving his opinion on an ep. *sheepish grin* Sorry, but I wasn't a big fan of the dialogue format."
- *glow*

Matt: Sorry? You can have an opinion. It's the wrong opinion, but still....

"FINALLY a poll that's a no-brainy. Um, YES!!! Duh! Give it to us, Pooh-Bah!"
- Life's A Show

"What the hell are you going to rant about? Your milking a dead goat. The daily updates should read, 'Nothing to see. Move along.' Actually, I'd like to see a Photoshop Friday added to the Hellmouth. Give us a NtVS/Angel/Firefly picture, and let us shop and post it. Hey, it's an idea!"
- PK

Matt:

"the rants need to be back with a vengenance!!! i absolutely loved them. you guys are soooo damn funny! BRING BACK THE RANT!"
- mrsmarsters

"Yeah, I'd love to have the rant back--but back the way it was at first. I really enjoyed your old rants. :)"
- Katarain

Matt: That format is now called "The Dimension".

"I really don't care because I love the rant.You guys are funny, but what would you have to rant about?"
- Mindy

Matt: See above.

"I love the rants, so I'd like to see them come back but (obviously) I don't write them so you guys have to figure that one out for yourself. Maybe you could have guest ranters once in awhile?"
- Kirsten

Matt: Eww. That's like someone using my toothbrush. Unsanitary.

Back from the dead, later today. ;)

- Matt