Buffy: It was.. hello.
Spike: Most people don't use their tongues to say hello, or i guess they do but..
Buffy: There were no tongues, besides.. he's gone.

Buffy: Are you gonna go all Dawson on me everytime I have a boyfriend?

Spike: Bugger. I wanna see how it ends.

Dawn: We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
Xander: All those shops gone. The Gap, Starbucks, Toys R Us, who will remember all those landmarks unless we tell the world about them?

Xander: How was she?
Andrew: She was... incredible. She died saving my life.
Xander: That's my girl, always doing the stupid thing.

Andrew: A lake... candy canes... bunnies!
Anya: Bunnies... Floppy, hoppy... bunnies!

Xander: Hey! It's a party in my eye socket and everyone is invited. *pause* Sometimes I shouldn't say words.

Angel: SO is he your boyfriend now?
Buffy: No, of course not... why do you have to make a big deal whenever you come into town and I have a new boyfriend?
Angel: Ah-ha you said boyfriend.
Buffy: No.. he's not my boyfriend.

Buffy: I Love You
Spike: No you don't, but thanks for saying it.

Angel: We are talking about Spike, here.
Buffy: It's different. He's different. He has a soul now.
Angel: Oh... well...
Buffy: What?
Angel: That's great ... [mumbles] He's got a soul
Buffy: It'll make a difference
Angel: [moping] You know, I started it. The whole "having a soul" before it was the cool new thing
Buffy: Oh my god. Are you twelve?

Buffy: I'm not worried.
Rona: Really? Cause I'm flashing back to Xander's whole bathroom speech.

Kennedy: Bite me.
Willow: I will.

Andrew: Silly, silly British man.

Wood: I am sooo much prettier then you.

Spike: My soul. It's really there. Kinda stings.

Xander: (to two Turok-han dust piles) We call it the greenhouse effect; very dangerous

Caleb: Are you ready to finish this...BITCH?!?

Xander: Are you in any way--kidding?

Anya: I just figured you'd be terrified and I'd be sarcastic about it.

Faith: Can I push him in? I just wanna sleep for like a week!

Giles: Here I am, invisible to the eye.

Spike: I think it's fair to say school's out for bloody summer.

Andrew: First I'd like to give a Shout Out to my brother Tucker, who inspired me to summon demons.

Wood: Welcome to Sunnydale High. There's no running in the halls, no yelling, no gum chewing, apart from that, there's only one rule: if it moves, kill it.

Xander: Don't look at me, it's a Summers thing. It's all very violent.

Giles: Are we really gonna discuss this? Save the world, then go to the mall?

Buffy: How many times do I have to kill you? Ballpark figure?

Buffy: I want you to get OUT of my face!

Xander: The bathroom is to your right. If you don't have to go to the bathroom, think about what you're about to face. Better to go now.

Giles: The Earth is DEFINATELY doomed.

Amanda: What kind of person could sleep on a night like this?
Xander: (pats sleeping Anya) Only the crazy ones

Buffy: One of these days I'm gonna put you two in a room and let you wrestle it out.

Spike: [waking from nightmare] I'm drowning in footwear!

Giles: Could it be any worse? I used to be a Watcher – now I'm a wounded dwarf with the strength of a doily.

Andrew: We will defend it with our very lives.
Anya: Yes, we will defend it with his very life.

Andrew: I just want to say, that I am proud of dying at this time, and i'd like to thank people good and evil. Um..a shout out to my brother Tucker, who gave me the help in summoning demons. And-
Anya: Nobody cares.

Wood: It was nice enough, you know, and you were very umm enthused and I think with a little more experience--
Faith: Dude, I got mad skills!
Wood: Yeah, of course. Let's finish up.
Faith*unfastening her belt*: Oh, hell with that, we're going again, baby! You're gonna learn a little respect here, pal!

Buffy: So I say we change the rules. I say my power should be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of the scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl who could have the power, will have the power- to stand up, will stand up. Slayers, every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?

Dawn: Dumbass.

Buffy: You know uh Faith still has my room and . . .
Spike: Well you're not staying here you've got Angel breath.

Willow: That was nifty!

Dawn: So what are we going to do now?
(Buffy smiles)