Buffy: Oh God, you and Wood--in my---
Faith: Don't tell me you two were----
Buffy: No! We're just really good friends. Or mortal enemies, depending on the day of the week....Is THAT the funny part?

Buffy: You're a dope.
Spike: I'm a what??

Buffy: You can't pick up a bow and arrow and every time you pick up a sword I worry you're going to break one of my lamps.

Xander: If you die, I'll just bring you back to life. It's what I do.

Anya: I guess I just realized how screwed up they really are. They are really, really, morally screwed up!

Andrew: You love humans!
Anya: I do not!!
Andrew: You looooove them!
Anya: Stop it! And if you tell anyone, I'll kill you.

Caleb: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that on account o' her neck snappin'. Did she say the end is near, or it's Here?

Dawn: What happened?
Xander: I thought you might ask that.
Dawn: I'm sorry, I meant to ask, what the HELL happened??

Old Woman: I'm sorry, what was your name?
Buffy: Buffy
Old Woman: No, really...

Faith: Here's the laugh riot. My whole life I've been a loner.
Buffy: Is that the funny part?

Anya: I could use a cookie.

Faith: Thank God we're hot chicks with super powers.
Buffy: Kinda takes the edge off.

Angel: God I miss watching this

Angel: You are sooo gonna lose!

Andrew: You are the perfect woman!
Anya: I've always thought so!

Buffy/The First: Faith go boom!

Buffy: Also you went evil and started killing people.
Faith: Good point, also a factor.

Kennedy: Are there more?
Buffy: There's always more.