Andrew: I feel used and violated. I need a lozenge.

Andrew: I spy with my little eye something that begins with a T.
Spike: Tapestry
Andrew: Right, how'd you..
Spike: Tapestry is the only thing in the bloody room that begins with the letter T!!

Giles: Really, it's for the best.
Dawn: Than why do I feel this way.

Andrew: I have to urinate.

Xander: Dear Mr. First, If you want your bringer back... we'll be surprised. You've got 3 million of them. So please disregard this letter.

Faith: Frankly, our situation blows.

Spike: I've been alive longer than you and dead longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine. I've done things I prefered you didn't. I've never had a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of bloody calls. A hundred plus years and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of... you. I'm not asking you for anything when I say I love you. It's not because I want you, or can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity what you are. You're a hell of a women. You're the one Buffy.

Kennedy: I've never been the bait before. It's kinda scary.

Giles: The Bringer is dumb.
Anya: You were expecting an educated scholar?

Kennedy: Someone needs a reality check.
Xander: Or a muzzle.

Buffy: Got any Tab?

Andrew: Rock, paper, scissors?
Spike: What's the matter with you?

Buffy: This is not your house. This is not your town. Not anymore.

Wood: I mean, I wanted her to hold me like a little baby... in a manly way of course.
Faith: Of course.

Spike: [On Andrew] He's a breath of fresh air, isn't he? Thank God I don't breathe.