Chao-Ahn: There is a girl doing gymnastics in the backyard.

F: Yup. Guess I'm back in Sunnydale.

F: Everybody's just full of surprises.

Ca: So you're the one who sees things?

B: He has a soul now.
F: You mean like Angel?
S: No! I'm nothing like Angel.
B: Not exactly.

X: Everything's got eyes.
D: Except the bringers.
X: Except the bringers.

S: Angel's dull as a table lamp.

F: No more starbucks for the wannabes. Man, they've been spazzing for hours.

B: Why don't you go teach someone who actually needs to learn?!

B: (on what Caleb might have) It could be a girl, trying to get to us!
G: It could be a stapler!

F: Just don't forget who's on top.
S: I would expect that to be you.

F: You protecting vampires? Are you the bad Slayer now? Am I the good Slayer now?

S: Stop... hitting... me! We're on the same side.
F: Please do you think I'm stupid?
S: Well... YA!

*punches Faith*
B: Sorry Faith didn't realize that was you.

S: Giles had a plan to kill me for Buffy's sake.
F: Well, that makes me feel better about me. Worse about Giles. Little shakey about you.

Aw: For years and years, or more accurately months, Faith fought for the side of good.

FE: Do you think I'm God?
Ca: Certainly not. I'm beyond concepts like that.
FE: But you still wear the outfit.
Ca: A man can't turn his back on where he came from. And black's slimming, everyone knows that.

Ca: Well you're the other one. The Cain to her Able. No offense to Cain, of course.

X: Let me tell you something about Buffy. In fact, you should all listen to this. I've been through more battles with Buffy than you can all ever imagine. She's stopped everything that has ever come up against her. She's laid down her life literally to protect the people around her. This girl has died two times, and she's still standing. You're scared, that's smart. You've got questions, you should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, you take the little bus to battle. I've seen her heart, and this time, not literally, and I'm telling you right now she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You've gotta trust her. She's earned it.

Ca: Now, it's a simple story, stop me if you've heard it. Now I have found, and truly believe there is nothing so bad it cannot be made better with a story. And this one's got a happy ending. There once was a woman, and she was foul, like all women. For Adam's rib was dirty, just as Adam himself, and what was he but human. But this woman, she was filled, with darkeness, with dispair. Why? Because she did not know, she could not see. She didn't know the good news. What was important, what was coming. That would be you. For the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory are yours, now and forever. You show up, they'll get in line. 'Cause they follow her, and all we have to do is take one more step, and I'll kill them all. See? I told you it had a happy ending.

Ca: Well, did you ever think that maybe they were chasing you because you're a whore?

S: Let me guess -- leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower -- you must be Faith.