B: We've heard the crayon speech a few times. Not that it's not great, of course.
X: I saved the world talking...from my mouth. My mouth saved the world.

B: We saw her kill someone. She was about to kill Dawn.
X: And Giles wouldn't let her leave unless she completed that, whatever, recovery course.
D: Right. Right?
B: She kinda didn't finish.
D: She didn't finish? She didn't finish being *NOT* evil?!

W: Welcome home, me.

X: Well, I've avoided Giles tons of times. Just meant I was lazy, not evil.
B: I hope you're right, because defeating lazy-Willow, probably less hard.

B: I checked with Giles too - hasn't heard from her.
X: Is he throwing a tasteful british wiggins?
B: Oh, with extra wig.

D: Oh, don't give me shock-face.

A: What are you doing here? I thought you were with Giles studying how to not kill people?
W: I just got back.
A: Just got back, as in you're all better? Or just got back to bring about a fiery apocolypse of death?

A: Here's something you should know about venegence demons. We don't ruth with the sorry. We prefer, " Oh God! Please stop hitting me with my own rib bones!"

A: I was in Brazil yesterday. They love their soccer.

A: Everyone's all about the High School. Buffy's got some kind of job there helping junior deviants. Spike's insane in the basement. Xander's there doing construction on the new gym.
W: Spike's what in the what-ment?
A: Insane. Base.

B: No skin.
X: Tough to look at.
B: And yet my eyes refuse to look away. Stupid eyes.

S: This is my place. You need permission to be here. You need a special slip with a stamp.

W: The victim was skinned. What could do that?
S: You did it once. I heard about it.
W: Anything other...other than me?

S: Everyone's talking to me. No one's talking to each other.

S: Somebody isn't here. Button, button, who's got the button? My money's on the witch.
B: He's talking about Willow.
X: That means something, 'cuz he's chalked full of sanity.

S: They think you did it - the slayer and her boy. They think you took the skin.
B: Is there something there? Something that killed?
X: Her boy? I'm...her boy?

W: I need help.
A: I don't have any money.
W: I don't want money.
A: Come in! Enjoy my personal space!

W: Something horrible killed a boy - took his skin right off.
*in unison*
W&A: WAS IT YOU?! NO!

W: Uh, when did you get all insightful?
A: I'm surprisingly sensitive.

W: So will you help me?
A: Is it difficult or time consuming?

A: This isn't gonna get all sexy, is it?
W: You may be shocked.

W: K, do you have your powder?
A: Oh, I ate that.
*grumble Willow face*
A: I have it.

A: Oh, pretty! Will it hurt the carpet?

A: Ah! Ok, remember our talk about the carpet?!

W: That's why you teleport over there. Real quick like a bunn...real quick, and um...see if I'm right.
A: No. Sorry. You've damaged my carpet. A: I can only teleport for official business. I have to file a flight plan and everything.

W: Is it like you're scared of losing that feeling again, and having it be ok to hurt people, and then you're not in charge of the power anymore, because it's in charge of you?
A: Wow...that was...really over-dramatically stated. But yeah, that's it.

A: It did get a little sexy, didn't it?

D: Eyeballs, toenails or viscera...that's guts.
B: She knows about viscera, makes you proud.

B: I have this feeling in my gut...
X: In your viscera!

X: We didn't find any strips of skin. Which, by the way, geeewww.

D: He laps up the blood. It's like his natural beverage.
X: You're terrifying.

X: Well, we could ask some questions over at Willie's place.
B: Or we could be smart...sorry Xander.
X: What?

B: And we have a way to track him.
D: We have a...? Oh, I get it.
X: What? How...what's going on?

X: We should've put a leash on him.
B: Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire.

S: I'm insane. What's his excuse?

X: Dark and dank. I was hoping it'd be dark and dank.

B: Watch the head.
*muffled voice*
D: Watch my head! Watch my head!

X: It'll be alright. We'll get you fixed up. You'll be doing the limbo in no time.
*muffled voice*
D: Yeah, as a pole.

B: Where'd you get the nuts?
A: Brazil.

A: Should I make her salute?

A: Oh, wouldn't it be tragic if you were here being kinda silly with your comically paralyzed sister while Willow is dying.

X: Anya, you've gotta keep up!
A: Out of shape. I've been teleporting for months.

A: Buffy's fighting the demon over there see, but if they get too close I'm gonna have to run.

A: Ah, Buffy killed the demon. It was gross.

X: Where is she? Is she alive?
A: She's right here. Ok, stand back. You're getting your feet in her.

X: I think she's sort of...here-ish.

B: Wow...that's magic, right? I mean, when most people meditate they don't get extra skin, right? Cause Clem should like, cut back.

W: It just takes so much strength. I don't have that much.
B: Well, I've got so much strength I'm giving it away.
W: Are you sure?
B: Will it help?
W: Much.

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