Angel: That's not a name I want passing through your lips.
Eve: And what would you like passing through my lips?
Angel: News Flash. You're not cute when I'm angry!

Angel: So it turns out with this new deal and all, I own a helicopter.

Spanky: I don't spank men. It's not a judgement, men have fine firm asses. If you've been to the website you'll know how much I work on mine.

Wesley: Spike?
Angel: Spike!?
Harmony: Blondie Bear?

Angel: You turned evil a lot faster then I thought you would.
Wes: Nonsense.

Angel: You know what I'm not doing? Using my wind pipe.
Spanky: Vampire..
Angel: And you know what else? I like spanking men.

Lorne: Yes, that carpet is good because we WANT our clients to get dizzy and throw up.

Harmony: She was my role model.. All my life.. So anyways, I think you should hire me, and Wes does too.

Corbin Fries: Buttmunch here got his law degree at dog school!

Knox: He was fired... Oh, I'm sorry he was SET on fire.

Harmony: Creatures of the night.. unite?

W&H Employee: I need you to initial here concerning your immortal soul.