Darla Nickname(s): Grandmum (by Dru). Favorite Weapon: Those perty fangs. Dated: Angelus (for a couple centuries). Favorite Things to do: Random massive-cleavage shots, stabbing Angelus in the back for fun, getting killed and resurrected.

Drusilla Nickname(s): Dru, Precious, Princess, Black Goddess, Ripe Wicked Plum. Favorite Weapon: Those perty fangs. Dated: Spike (for around 130 years), a gooey-horned Chaos Demon. Favorite Things to do: Give the stars all the same name to ensue terrible confusion, play with her dollies, make sexual innuendo with Angelus infront of Spike just for shits and giggles.

Lilah Morgan Nickname(s): Lie-Lah, Evil Bitch Queen. Favorite Weapon: Deception and evil-attorney tactics. Dated: Wesley. Favorite Things to do: Make Angel's life miserable, wear school girl outfits while boinking, make with the head-less jokes.

Lindsey McDonald Nickname(s): Doyle, Tattoo Boy, Born-again Lawyer Boy. Favorite Weapon: Scheming backstabb-y look of doom, cloaking himself to fool idiots. Dated: Darla (? Sorta...she really wasn't dating him...more in his mind), Eve. Favorite Things to do: Have fun times with evil hand, go accoustic at Caritas, get tattoos for a purpose (which is kind of refreshing when you think about it).

Jonathan Levinson Nickname(s): Deanna Troi, Shortround, Wonder Jonathan, Padawon, Frodo. Favorite Weapon: Spells that make him the coolest dude ever. Dated: No one in High School, possibly Andrew in Me-hee-co. Favorite Things to do: Turn himself into a demon with pansy power, not allow anyone to play with his bone, lord over smaller children.

Warren Meers Nickname(s): Captain Picard, Daddy, Bitch, Logan 5. Favorite Weapon: A gun and a misogynistic outlook on life. Dated: Katrina, April the Robot. Favorite Things to do: Get gun-happy, put women in maids outfits, jet-pack escape.

Eve Nickname(s): Lilah Jr, beady-eyed rat snake. Favorite Weapon: Keys to everyone's office. Dated: Lindsey. Favorite Things to do: Have mystical sex at U.C Santa Cruz, deny her lack of hiding abilities.

Glorificus Nickname(s): Glory, Most beauteous and supremely magnificent one (and many, many more from her minions), The God of Bad Home Perms. Favorite Weapon: Her God-like strength. Dated: She's a God, they don't date. Favorite Things to do: Order her minions around, drink alcoholic beverages in a bathtub, look for that danged key.

Heinrich Joseph Nest Nickname(s): The Master, Loser Favorite Weapon: Moving people towards him with his hands. Dated: My guess would be 'evil'. Favorite Things to do: Have fruit-punch mouth, say big words and get all overdramatic about stuff, have weird homoerotic undertones in his rituals.