Anya Christina-Emmanuella Jenkins
Nickname(s): Anyanka, Aud (real name), Aunn, Our Little Patriot. 
Favorite Weapon: Vengence curses. 
Dated: Olaf (Lord of the Hammers), Xander Harris. 
Favorite Things to do: Vengence-wreaking, Teleporting, bodily smooshing. 
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Dawn Summers
Nickname(s): The Key, Kid, The Littlest Summers, Dawn Giovanni, Umad. 
Favorite Weapon: Whining, screaming "Get out, GET OUT, GET OUT!". 
Dated: Justin the Vampire, R.J. 
Favorite Things to do: Whine, not be a potential, zap Xander with a tazer. 
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Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan
Nickname(s): Lorne, The Host, The Green Meanie, Lorney Tunes. 
Favorite Weapon: Sing-a-long mind reading. 
Dated: Unsure if Pyleans can even have sex, unless getting your head chopped off is part 
of the ritual. 
Favorite Things to do: Sing showtunes, get Angel to sing Manilow, being a party monster. 
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Tara Maclay
Nickname(s): Tara Baby. 
Favorite Weapon: Witchy stuff. 
Dated: Willow...a lot. 
Favorite Things to do: Stutter when nervous, catch Willow abusing magicks, gaying it up. 
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Daniel Osbourne
Nickname(s): Oz, Wolfboy.  
Favorite Weapon: Tearing people to shreds 3 nights a month. 
Dated: Willow, Wolf-Banged Veruca. 
Favorite Things to do: Playing guitar for "Dingoes ate my baby", enjoying werewolf band 
groupies, trademarking stoicism. 
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Riley Finn
Nickname(s): Riley, Agent Finn, Captain Cardboard, Lilac One. 
Favorite Weapon: Laser gun, Grenades for blowin' up Hairband look-a-likes mausoleums. 
Dated: Buffy, Samatha Finn (married). 
Favorite Things to do: Get all 'poor housewife' on Buffy, say "10-4" a lot, make
over-the-top exits. 
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Harmony Kendall
Nickname(s): Harm, Harmonica, little cacophony. 
Favorite Weapon: Fangs, Secretarial backstabbing. 
Dated: Spike, several guys in High School, Hamilton. 
Favorite Things to do: Get in on pyramid schemes, walk away from Spike backwards, have minions
who don't try to kill her. 
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Illyria
Nickname(s): Smurf, Blue Ox, Blue Meanie, Leather Queen, Lyrie, Little Shiva. 
Favorite Weapon: The power of a God - good for the obliteration of one's face. 
Dated: She would never lower herself into sexual intercourse with any pathetic
human weakling... Unless Wes decides to live the lie. 
Favorite Things to do: Talk about how bad ass she is, stare a lot, wish to do
more violence. 
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Connor
Nickname(s): Little Guy, Peter Pan, Boy Wonder, Not-So-Little-Nipper. 
Favorite Weapon: Battle axe, complaining (before origin). 
Dated: Cordelia, although she was a brainwashed lunatic at the time. But what did he care? Have
YOU looked at her? 
Favorite Things to do: Have blind-the-audience sex with Cordelia, bitch and complain (before origin),
kick hella-booty and be cool finally. 
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Faith
Nickname(s): The Bad Slayer, Faithy, Little Miss-Likes-To-Fight, Cleavagy Slut Bomb. 
Favorite Weapon: The Mayor's knife. 
Dated: Faith doesn't 'date', if you know what I mean. 
Favorite Things to do: Throttling Xander, being comatose, torturing her watcher with
pretty flames. 
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Joyce Summers
Nickname(s): Mom, Buffy's Mom, Mrs. Summers. 
Favorite Weapon: Grounding and pre-meditated guilt-giving. 
Dated: Hank Summers (divorced), Giles (ontop of a police car), Ted The Robot, Brian. 
Favorite Things to do: Found MOO, Zombie Art, hide the cheesy chips, wreck the house as a ghost,
and leave useless cryptic messages. 
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Andrew Wells
Nickname(s): Andy, Tucker's brother, Giles's Top Watcher, 86% more manly, Sleeping
Ugly. 
Favorite Weapon: Demon-Summoning, 50% knife-swing accuracy (Jonathan=hit, Pig=miss). 
Dated: Two hot Italian chicks at the same time. 
Favorite Things to do: Wheelchair fight with Anya, wish for Ferris-Matthew to come back, videotape
window panes. 
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Jenny Calender
Nickname(s): Janna (real name) of the Kalderash Clan, Ms. Calender. 
Favorite Weapon: Computers, new age paperweights. 
Dated: Giles. 
Favorite Things to do: Weekend make-up classes, dance naked at Burning Man in Black Rock, make Giles squirm, use hand 
gestures at an abnormal rate. 
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Kendra
Nickname(s): Pink Ranger, Percepto Girl, John Wayne, She-Giles. 
Favorite Weapon: Mr. Pointy. 
Dated: She wasn't permitted to date boys, because she's keeeendra dee vampiiire slayerrrr. 
Favorite Things to do: Say things with a funny Jamaican accent, beat people up, sneak up
on Buffy to "test her reflexes". 
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