- Former Buffy Star Marries!!!!
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner wed somewhere last weekend according to their
reps on Thursday. Ben Affleck, hit star and seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(Movie), is also proud to announce that he is going to be a dad.
“Ben had a shot gun wedding so to speak.” Luke Perry, close friend who was also in BTVS the movie, “He knocked up Jen and then, they had to get married. Hey, that has to help his career, right?”
Leaving behind partying with strippers and all night gambling sprees, Ben now also leaves Matt Damon to join all those in marital bliss, like his new good friend, Luke Perry. “I told Ben, Dude, you have to put childish things behind you, prove your heterosexuality and settle down. Nothing says I’m not gay like a long marriage and kids. Just look at what it did to quell the rumors around Tom Cruise’s sexuality.”
Good luck to the Afflecks, in any case.
P.S. Matt can I get reimbursed for a can of Mace? I used all mine to get away from Luke Perry.
- Aeryn