* Connor&Holtz Better Bitter "Every Time You Sip, It Takes Revenge"

* Willow's Angry Dark Stout "The Taste That Will Leave You Speechless"

* Buffy's Reincarnation Brew "It'll Keep You Coming Back For More"

* Xander's Special Occasion Ale "So Strong, You Won't Be Able To Finish It"

* Spike's Bleached Pale Ale "Because You Know You Feel It Too"

* Anya's Vengeance Lager "You'll Wish You Were Dead"

* Angel's Brooding Brown Ale... Sinfully good for the soul

* Ripper's British Draught: "Empty the glass, clean the glasses"

* Dawn's Illegal Brew: "Tastes like whine"

* The Angelus Microbrew: "The beer you love till it kills you"

* Faith's Foamy Dark: "Smooth as Leather. 5.5% proof"

* Cordelia Light: "Looks Like a Pale Blonde Ale, But Tastes Like A Dark Brown."

* A Charles Gunn special brew: "So rich you'll trade your soul for it!"

* Doyle's Irish Stout: "The headache just won't quit!"

* Lorne's Red Hot Ale: "The one that gives you horns!"

* Ripper's Extra Dark: "So rich, you'll wake up in a coma"

* Spuffy Lager: "Bottoms up "

* Tara's Dark Blond Ale: "Works Like A Charm"

* Faith Lite: "So airy, you'll wake up from a coma"

* Oz's Werewolf Wheat Weizen: "It's got bite..."

* Riley's Pale Ale: "Full bodied but still lacking edge" 

* Clems Extra Strong Stout: "Beer goggles included so I can get some action"

* Ripper's Extra Dark: "So erudite, you'll wake up in a coma" 

* Wesley Extra Bitter: "Makes you think your throat's been cut!" 

* Lindsey's Blood Red Lager: "A beer it takes one hand to hold" 

* Spike's Wine Cooler: "Takes the punch out of it" 

* Anya's Asti Spumante: "It brings out the demon in you" 

* Kendra's Kaluha: "Great effects but doesn't last long" 

* Groo's Grape Drink (non-alcoholic): "Tastes strong, but not too bright" 

* Glory's Hellgod Ale: "So strong, it will tear you a new dimension!" 

* Fred's Lite Wheat Spring Ale: "For those who like little sweet stick figure ales" 

* Drusilla's Dark Draught: "It'll make you crazy" 

* Mayor Wilkins Tequila: "Eat the snake at the bottom for the TRIP of your life" 

* Riley's Real Rye: "Tastes like cardboard! Yum!" 

* Joyce's Gin: "Just like mother used to make" 

* Fred's Lager: "You'll feel smarter!" 

* Flutie's Pale Ale: "Straight from the zoo!" 

* Amy's Black Ale: "Warning: Side effects include growth digression, excessive fur, and addiction to cheese. CAUTION: Do NOT drink behind the wheel!" 

* Jonathon's Lager: "Only available in short neck." 

* The Master's Blood Red Brew: "It'll leave you with fruit punch mouth" 

* Kendra's Genuine Jamaican: "An import brewed only with discipline."

  * Ethan's Mystical Lager: "Brings out the demons in all of us"

* Whistler's "Good Guy" Ale: "Guarenteed to get you back on your feet"

  * non-alcholic available by request