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[10.29.03]

The Top 10 Reasons To Visit Hellmouth Central

10. It’s wonderful time you don’t have to spend with your family.

9. Beats the heck out of watching “Queer eye for the straight guy”, and that’s saying…well, almost nothing.

8. Join now and you’ll get this nifty gray thing!

7. If they ever get jet-packs, they promise they won’t leave you behind! uh…right?

6. When they die, they stay dead!

5. If you’re cursed with a soul and can’t be happy or you’ll go evil, a quick visit is guaranteed to keep you depressed and unhappy.

4. No one here slept with Spike (no matter what they say…)

3. Hardly any uncomfortable probes stuck in places of your body where the sun don’t shine…Except for the weekly enema, of course, but that’s just a safety percaution.

2. If you don’t, you’ll get horrible boils all over your body and then a fireball from the sky will crush your house, with your wife and children still in it, leaving you to die a slow and painful death followed by an eternity of torture in hell. Well, probably not, but do you really wanna take that chance?

1. Mac knows where you live…