== Send your Top 10 ==

[2.2.03]

Top Ten Symptoms You're Taking "Buffy" and "Angel" Too Seriously

10- You ask the bartender for "a pint of O Neg."

9 - Seeing the front of a police car makes you want to have sex.

8 - You make sure all your window boxes have garlic growing in them.

7 - Seeing Kristine Sutherland's Hoover commercial makes you choke up with grief.

6 - When you buy a box of Smith Brothers cough drops, you think Nicholas Brendon and Kelly Donovan should film a biopic about Trade and Mark.

5 - You're upset that you'll never see an episode of the sitcom "Cordy".

4 - You haunt thrift shops, trying to find ridiculous looking hats to send to Alyson Hannigan as wedding gifts.

3 - You go to an autograph party and give Seth Green a copy of "Call of the Wild" to sign.

2 - You send Peter Scolari and Julia Duffy a telegram saying "your daughter Harmony is well and in Mexico.Stop. Not living, just well."

And the biggest symptom of taking all this too seriously...

1 - If your religion includes prayers for the dead, you always remember to mention Darla - twice.

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