Bloody Awful Poet Society Action Figure Theater

Alane Sue's Action Figure Theater

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updated 1 June, 2002

NEW! One day, Action!Spike decided to go to the cemetery to visit his old cuppa buddy and honor her in the only way he knew how.

NEW! After fighting off a demon biker, Action!Spike and Action!Buffy take a spin on his new wheels.

NEW! Action!Spike in Africa II
During his trials in Action!Africa, Action!Spike was subjected to a bizarre Transporter Room accident.

NEW! Action!Spike in Africa I
Sadly, we didn't get to see many of Spike's tests in Africa.
But, fortunately, in Action!Africa, Action!Lurky had a digital camera and was kind enough to share this image with BAPS.
Action!Spike confronts a cousin of Doc

NEW! Why Action!Xander Hates Action!Spike
Two words

NEW! EH, WHASSUP, DOC? -- Action!Spike's shady past as a nefarious international Easter Egg dealer finally catches up with him when one of the hideous creatures hatches prematurely.

NEW! Action!Angel made a pass at Action!Buffy, and Action!Spike did not take it well at all.

NEW! Although he doesn't consider it to be "true" football, Action!Spike took a trip to Ohio Stadium, home of the Ohio State Buckeyes, to see the game that the Yanks play.

I made a terrible mistake tonight. ==:O
I allowed my ActionFigure!Spike to see the preview for "Forever." He was particularly disturbed by the Angel/Buffy cuddle scene. He grabbed one of his weapons. And oh, the horror of it all. Words cannot describe what he did next.
So, I snapped a picture . ;)


Action!Spike debated on his best approach on winning over Barbie, and finally settled on this .


It's eight times the action, eight times the horror of the original Pangs !!!


The year was 1969. It was the Summerof Love. And Action!Spike thought it would be so groovy to go to Woodstock and see what was happening, man!
So, he stuck out his thumb and hitched a ride on one long, strange trip .

I'm sorry to be the one to break the horrible news. But Action!Spike has revealed that he indeed is smitten by a robot. GASP!
Incredibly, however, the object of his desire is NOT the Buffybot. I know. I was shocked as well.
But, the truth is that another has caught his eye, and he was powerless to resist the robot's charms. Well, here, look for yourself, if ... you ... dare !


Just one comment on this one: This is the way that it SHOULD be, dammit!


Despite being severely injured in Central America, Riley decided to return to Buffy and give her another chance to prove she could be the kind of girlfriend that he deserved.
When he burst into her house to announce he had returned -- and dragged himself upstairs -- he was met by this SHOCKING scene !


Action!Spike picked up a bunch of bananas at the corner grocery with the hopes of finally making peace with Xander " Monkey Boy " Harris.


The Great Poof's head went poof when he saw what Action!Spike and Action!Buffy had been up to lately.


Action!Spike finally gets the credit he deserves for his many acts of heroism above and beyond the call of an ordinary plastic guy .


I tried to warn Action!Spike to not get too close to the edge of the BAPS mug. But he was bound and determined to get one of those little marshmallows !

NEW! One day, Action!Spike decided to go to the cemetery to visit his old cuppa buddy and honor her in the only way he knew how.
NEW! After fighting off a demon biker, Action!Spike and Action!Buffy take a spin on his new wheels.
NEW! Action!Spike in Africa II During his trials in Action!Africa, Action!Spike was subjected to a bizarre Transporter Room accident.
NEW! Action!Spike in Africa I Sadly, we didn't get to see many of Spike's tests in Africa. But, fortunately, in Action!Africa, Action!Lurky had a digital camera and was kind enough to share this image with BAPS. Action!Spike confronts a cousin of Doc
NEW! Why Action!Xander Hates Action!Spike Two words
NEW! EH, WHASSUP, DOC? -- Action!Spike's shady past as a nefarious international Easter Egg dealer finally catches up with him when one of the hideous creatures hatches prematurely.
NEW! Action!Angel made a pass at Action!Buffy, and Action!Spike did not take it well at all.
NEW! Although he doesn't consider it to be "true" football, Action!Spike took a trip to Ohio Stadium, home of the Ohio State Buckeyes, to see the game that the Yanks play.
I made a terrible mistake tonight. ==:O I allowed my ActionFigure!Spike to see the preview for "Forever." He was particularly disturbed by the Angel/Buffy cuddle scene. He grabbed one of his weapons. And oh, the horror of it all. Words cannot describe what he did next. So, I snapped a picture . ;)
Action!Spike debated on his best approach on winning over Barbie, and finally settled on this .
It's eight times the action, eight times the horror of the original Pangs !!!
The year was 1969. It was the Summerof Love. And Action!Spike thought it would be so groovy to go to Woodstock and see what was happening, man! So, he stuck out his thumb and hitched a ride on one long, strange trip .
I'm sorry to be the one to break the horrible news. But Action!Spike has revealed that he indeed is smitten by a robot. GASP! Incredibly, however, the object of his desire is NOT the Buffybot. I know. I was shocked as well. But, the truth is that another has caught his eye, and he was powerless to resist the robot's charms. Well, here, look for yourself, if ... you ... dare !
Just one comment on this one: This is the way that it SHOULD be, dammit!
Despite being severely injured in Central America, Riley decided to return to Buffy and give her another chance to prove she could be the kind of girlfriend that he deserved. When he burst into her house to announce he had returned -- and dragged himself upstairs -- he was met by this SHOCKING scene !
Action!Spike picked up a bunch of bananas at the corner grocery with the hopes of finally making peace with Xander " Monkey Boy " Harris.
The Great Poof's head went poof when he saw what Action!Spike and Action!Buffy had been up to lately.
Action!Spike finally gets the credit he deserves for his many acts of heroism above and beyond the call of an ordinary plastic guy .
I tried to warn Action!Spike to not get too close to the edge of the BAPS mug. But he was bound and determined to get one of those little marshmallows !

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